Breakdown -
07:55 The story begins
13:48 Clock rant
1:12:45 Zordon vs Game Dude
1:15:40 Seth Armstrong and feces
1:26:26 Craig David/Arctic Monkeys rant
1:48:00 Mind the gap

If I ever become a creative writing teacher I'm going to use that first "I was asleep until I met her" sentence as the perfect example of how not to open a story

Hey this isn’t a cre-
Nevermind, plenty horrifying.

Every time they make a joke about aliens or gods they come dangerously close to describing the plot of Greg's third book

Finally decided to look up Shadman to see what everyone was talking about. I regret my decision.

I want JC the Hyena and Onision to do a collab. Given how creepy Onion is, they could make something that’s actually disturbing.

I’m imagining Atlas Shrugged, but with haunted sonic cartridges.

"I can't ever see a reason to engage in violence." REMEMBER THIS IN A LATER CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I genuinely cannot wait until the scene with seth and the pumped up kicks scene. For those of you who read this book, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. For those who don't know, chapter 7.

The Mind the Gap bit is still so fucking funny

Onision's costume looks better in this art piece than in real life

First YiiK, now shadman, Elisa Lam just can’t catch a break.

Onision probably watched 13 Reasons Why and said "This Bryce Walker's a stand up guy."

I watched the krimson rogue episode on this, this should be good

some say he's still minding the gap to this day

I once got so stoned with my missus that I convinced her Pepsi was actually pronounced Bepis and she genuinely had a full blown panic attack because “the alphabet was a lie my whole life!”

Good times 😂

"I jumped up, slipping to my feet. Thankfully, I landed on the ground." First thing that popped into my head when I heard that. Lmao!

I like how the thumbnail is an image by shadman

The art reminds me of that case where the women mysteriously ended up in the water of the hotel on the roof, despite not having a way to get up there, and how she was pacing in the elevator before it happened.

The high amount of E D G E in this story, makes me wonder if Onision, was the true author of My Immortal.

Jemma is going to reduce the English language to verbal grugposting.

Last night I actually dreamt I was at Onision's house, chilling with Chris Hansen and a bunch of people who had egged the place, and now I learn this stream exists. This has been one hell of an exciting, oniony day.