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The funniest shit ever would be the 17th level ability for Goblins being “third goblin”

"Two Goblins in a Trench Coat" is an absurd subclass.

It should obviously be a racial option.

7:56 actually no, hard disagree. meme subclasses are way funnier when they’re genuinely well-designed

"When you take this subclass at 3rd lvl" - I was just your typical tiefling rogue until suddenly my experience and training allowed me to become two goblins in a trenchcoat.

That tax evasion wizard doesn’t have a way to dodge material components is a crime

"It isn't powerful enough!"
My dude, cut them some slack. They're just two little goblins in a trenchcoat. Don't expect so much XD

Imagine how much fun it would be if in Star Wars a new hope, when Vader kills Obi Wan, the cloak falls to the ground and two goblins run out in different directions.

The worst part of the Tax Evasion Wizard is that it has no features that let you evade taxes

Ah yes. I can't wait to reveal my party how my tiefling rogue was actually two goblins in a trench coat who just happened to know infernal.

The Two Goblins in a Trenchcoat reminded me about one time when i played Pathfinder as a small party of 6 generic skeletons. They couldn't heal, when a skeleton went down they were just gone. The lore was that a small dungeon full of skeletons just decided, "Actually, this place sucks we're bored" and they went and joined a party of adventurers.

We did a "Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat" bit at our table, except every player was a different kobold. The best part was we didn't tell our DM before playing and the look on his face when we told him we were all playing the same character was priceless.

You have to wonder what it would be like to be two goblins in a trench coat after one of them fails their death saves. The despair, the mechanical implications, every time you trip on the now-dragging trench coat it reminds you of them.

Two goblins in trench coat will never not be legendary

Tax evasion wizard: Howl. That's why his castle moves.

I once saw a fighter subclass "Three Halflings in a trenhcoat", and one of the abilities was "The one they call Steve"

-You are now *FOUR* Halflings in a trenchoat

That homebrew was worded FAR better than the goblins. xD

I can not get over the possibility of a tiefling rogue leveling up into 2 goblins.

It'd be a great plot twist if the goblins were once a single entity that got split into two, so now they unconsciously cling into each other, trying to become whole again

I ran a one shot with these two classes, the garlic bread cleric and the Doofenshmirtz artificer class. Pure chaos. Doofenshmirtz committed so many warcrimes.

GARLIC BREAD DOMAIN CONFIRMED?! IS IT A FOUL DEMON JACOB?! IS IIIIIIIIIIIT?!