Hi vod viewers….it’s me the nurse. I’ll update you guys on if I pass my boards!
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IM A NURSE MFS!!!

Schlatt is really funny in how he knows a large percentage of his audience are women, but still claims to hate women and has none in his audience

I'm pissed twitch keeps muting the vods. The music is like the soul of these streams. I'm watching the Twitch vod now, and I've just learnt to skip like 3 - 5 minutes once it's muted

"We've got the Fleetwood Mac goin"

19:42 "Guys, there's a patient in here." Swerves into the Ambulance. This shit had me dying.

Schlatt driving drunk through my hometown in a video game makes me happier than it should

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didnt realize me announcing on stream i am a female viewer and asking the women in chat to rise up would snowball effect into the woman tax, and tons of women donating for a "chance" to date schlatt... but it made for an interesting and fun stream for sure. cheers to relapsing alcoholism! ( 54:04 & 3:12:09 )

1:16:25 Godspeed whoever made that TTS dono, you are a legend

Its incredible how like a week before Jimmy Carter died, on the Chuckle Sandwich, Schlatt kept talking about how dead he looked and how he wouldnt make it past 2024

Watching that realization when he was going the wrong lane at the 3 hour and 25 minute mark was priceless, I just waited to see how long until he realized.

Gods DRUNKEST driver

If y'all wanna know the playlists Schlatt used this stream (I can't post the full link youtube will probably block it) then get the generic spotify playlist link and replace the last garbled bit after the slash / with 2R1LDWIWrPqvBJkM0U5aLu and 6YsFa1j3UJn6129vbs2kIM for the rock and jazz playlists respectively. I believe his rock one is public but you need a link for the jazz one.

2:41:05 Schlatt beats his vocal range record by singing a scale from A#4 to A#5!!!

i love it when schlatt gets HAMMERED and does very LEGAL things :3

So THIS is why that truck crashed into that orphanage down the road from me. Dude, texas is CRAZY.

Schlatt fails to notice California has been reworked and he is going to "discover" every city he visits

Put this on to go to bed. Woke up and it was still playing. My sleep schedule is fucked

Shlatt going from speeding to not moving when he sees a cop is hilarious, I hope he knows going to 0 does not help.

A vod channel upload?!?! It’s a Schlattuary miracle!!!

1:43:48 YEAHHH THATS MY TTS THANK YOU SCHLATT BECAUSE THIS CLIP BLEW UP ON TIKTOK WHEN I POSTED IT