TIMESTAMPS

0:13 How to make Soup
1:03 Dementia Hot Dog
2:47 Very Human soup
3:55 Microwave packaging
4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice
6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich
10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen
11:54 Psychopath Chicken
14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11
17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue
20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs
23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka
25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki
27:22 Making Rammy
33:13 Brazilian Eggs
34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew
39:04 Dinner is Served
41:36 Chinese Food
42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs
44:28 Chum Bucket
46:46 World's most Crispy Fries
47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11
49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking
50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches
53:22 Big Macs
55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin
1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad
1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth
1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden
1:10:41 How to make Blue
1:13:15 Southern Ribs
1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can
1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11
1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract
1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation
1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds
1:27:26 Blowjob Shot
1:28:48 Jahnun
1:30:06 Schlatt Cake
1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes
1:32:33 Frootaye
1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands
1:36:25 Straight from the Source
1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11
1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich
1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post)
1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg
1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft
1:50:34 Crossaint
1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie
1:54:04 Kittens
1:56:32 Nut Cookies
1:59:48 A Burning Hill
2:00:10 Ramen.mp4
2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11
2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11
2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid
2:07:20 3 Sandwiches
2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti
2:12:11 Schlake
2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off”
2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma
2:18:20 Schlanket Returns
2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer
2:21:05 The Tragedy
2:21:20 Pickle Returns
2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir
2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle
2:26:47 French Food
2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer
2:30:02 Omelette
2:31:11 Will It Barbeque
2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder
2:32:04 Beans

"You people are one bad day away from becoming serial killers"
The man knows his fanbase

No Jschlatt reacts vod is complete without:
- “Free” street signs
- Weezer
- september 11th, 2001
- meth
- the Schlanket
- Rammy
- very human

Schlug the type of guy to give homeless people bubblegum so they can chew something and still be hungry.

“Schlatt” really has some audacity for reviewing other peoples food, especially after what his cooking did to those people in 2001

1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird

The fact shlatt has to put his foot down on the meth making jokes is astounding

I can’t believe “schlitoris” would dislike receiving meth recipes

That kid with the clay actually had some crazy good talent

I've considered doing one of these video submission things for fun but I don't think im cursed enough to qualify in this fandom.

I bet “Schlatt” knows how to cook. He’ll definitely cook up some events from ‘99.

I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.

6:01 Athena's presence is strong in that house 😂

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!

I love the idea of Schlatt being like the most unhinged YouTuber but then he’s just like “I give my cat hugs all the time”

35:00 it sounds like swagger souls doing a plankton impersonation

sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand

Schlatt, with all due respect, the kid you claimed "Looks like he's from Nickelodeon", looks just like you a few years ago before the chops grew in

11:54 shlaty daddy hit me so hard i let out a mix of a goblin getting shot, a witch, and a minigun all at once and then started choking on air

I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.