When your AI is broken, put it in AI Rice

"A.I." = Appeasing Investors

I hate when my magnets lose their magic magnet whatevers.

Genuine AI rice cooker - "Oi dingus, you've put in rice for three people, but your cooking habits indicate you're eating alone.. again... Like every other night"

So we've graduated from everything needing to be "blockchain" powered to "AI" powered.

I love how AI is such a buzzword now when its just the natural evolution of virtual assistants or algorithms. But the funniest thing is AI isnt even, well, intelligent. Its just algorithms rebranded!

"Magnets, how do they work?"
tefal: "idk, AI i guess"

"Cloud computing" used to be the big marketing term, until everyone realised that it just means your crap is being stored on someone else's computer.

5:00 idk man, lots of wires, lots of colors, looks like an AI to me

"Yes, we've done it, we've hacked into the grainframe"

I don't want rice that can think. That makes my stir-fry dinners very morally complicated.

"One man's AI is another man's software"
This hits the nail on the head. Most of the "AI" we've been seeing is just, computer programs, doing the same sorts of things computer programs have been doing for years.

3:14 Oop dip?

8:22 "Thanks for fixing problems by being a bigger one." - Wade on A.I.

Perfect summarization of the A.I epidemic.

The graphic designer must have been so pleased with themselves when they thought of using a grain rice as the dot on the “i” in “AI rice” graphic. It really makes it.

Just like when "HD" was a marketing term for any pice of junk, you could buy and "HD" rice cooker. and before that there was "Turbo" you buy a "Turbo" rice cooker.

This Tefal rice cooker is designed to look like a fancy Zojirushi/Tiger/Cuckoo machine with Fuzzy Logic/MICOM Microcomputer technology, yet has the innards with the intelligence of pencil shavings.

AI is supposed to mimic human intelligence and I’ve known some people who couldn’t compete intellectually with a basic rice cooker.

2:18 In the us it’s called T-fal

I was watching this next to my orange cat and when you said "fuzzy logic" the first time, I looked at him and said "That's all you've got buddy."