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Imagine selling plates on marketplace and FRED shows up 😭

The multiple personalities selling egg rolls is killing me 😭

I was almost alone in my own thoughts thank u king

“I’m also Dylan” ???????????? 😭😭

"spam is an unsolicited digital communication" dead

lol I didn’t think about the woman going to the hospital for something contagious either 😂😂😂 until your mom pointed that out!!

Aww what a cute concept. Imagine there was also a dine in option. Like having dinner at a random person’s house. Very dangerous but if you survive what a cute experience 🥹

Your mom fighting to be the voice of reason 😂

6:36 Not you being okay with being catfished for egg rolls

Them locking the greedy dog out of the house LMAOOO

Jacob saying fuck you made me feel something

I was not mentally prepared to hear sweet cinnamon roll jacob say "fuck you" 9:14 😂

the black dog being so weird, it's sending me

Living vicariously thru the boys since I'm banned from facebook

Not their poor mother having to question them eating dog food and pointing out buying food from someone whose been to the hospital recently is a bad idea. What a patient woman 😂

I once bought empanadas from a guy on the Nextdoor app across town, and they were legit. I got the beef and chicken and he threw in a free can of soda.

'Is he transitioning people also on another one of his Facebook Marketplace listings? He helped someone transition and they gave him five stars. That's great." I haven't had a good laugh in a while my word.

The sushi thing is wild. Gas station sushi gets a bad wrap and I cannot even comprehend random stranger's basement sushi lol.

12:07
LMAOO Your mom with the correct questions, " but what did she have? 🤨🤨"