The best one was the person who needed help fixing an actual blender, and the fact that they thanked the forum implies random blender users went through the hassle of diagnosing and finding the proper parts to fix the blender.
Either your making the most epic movie quality project, or the most vile scp thingy that you have no explanation for in blender, there is no in between
the broken sword topology was a result of academia teaching artists to always model with quads when he could have improved his topology with ngons and triangles. I find it to be a really good model regardless because he is using sharpened edges really well. But it could have been simpler