Remus fainted, goyle screamed whilst pressing the open button, voldy knocked him out, Harry is stuck in the ceiling, Hargrid is trying to pry the door open with his bare hands, Filch is calmly talking to the operator, Voldy offers everyone M&M’s, Hermione farted but blames it on Lavender, I’m dancing in front of the security camera, goyle’s posting selfies on his socials, Bellatrix is excited the elevator is stuck, and the person that broke the elevator….. Umbridge.

"Dumbledore farted and blamed it on Umbridge" lol😂😂😂

Alright guys, today I have a story for you- one that isn’t exactly my best memory, but it sure is interesting!
Basically, during one of my years at Hogwarts they decided to install elevators, which I would say was the worst decision they ever made. You would disagree because the elevators have improved since then. So, we got stuck. And so me and a couple other people were now all stuck in the elevator. I naturally turned to Hermione, and so did everyone else, and the growing pressure gave Hermione a panic attack and so she fainted. Now that we had lost our best hope at finding a way out, everyone was panicking, but no one was panicking like Professor McGonagall. Now you wouldn’t expect this given her reputation, but oh my god she was screaming her lungs out, while pressing all the buttons she could. It was quite horrifying honestly, but no one wanted to say anything out of fear of getting in trouble since she was a teacher and all that. But clearly Ron had enough and knocked her out, having her join Hermione on the ground. At this point we had lost our two smartest companions so I, stupidly, thought I could climb out through the small hole in the ceiling and got stuck. Oh god was that embarrassing.  But thankfully no one was laughing because Ronald Weasley thought even more foolishly that he would be able to open the elevator with his bare hands. Although I felt bad for him, I was thankful that they weren’t laughing at me and was able to get free in the mean time. Surprisingly, Luna was the only one with any brains and calmly (not dumbledore calmly, like she was actually calm) pressed the alarm button, and explained our situation to the emergency operator. We were all relieved, and in the happiness of the moment, Oliver Wood even shared his M&M’s with us! We were all calmer now as we waited for help until someone unleashed the most deadly fart I had ever smelled. Oh boy was that nasty, and remember we were in a tiny elevator. The Weasley Twins directly pointed at Mad Eye Moody, but I’m pretty sure it was one of them. After the gas settled, Luna decided to start dancing for the security cameras and when I asked her why she said something about nargles, so I didn’t ask further. I didn’t realize that Voldemort was here too and was currently snapping selfies in the corner. #SlayQueenMaterialGworlll! He was just getting into the whole social media thing and was posting his selfies. Ginny was a little too excited to be trapped in an elevator because apparently she had only seen it in Muggle movies. Eventually, the rescue team came, helped Hermione and McGonagall back to consciousness and we all went to Hogsmeade to celebrate.
A few weeks later, I was called to Dumbledore’s office and I was very confused. He asked me to sit down and if I remembered the elevator incident and I told him how could I not. He said, “well after some investigation we came to the conclusion that the elevator broke because someone’s wand was stuck in it, which we later identified as yours.” I remember that I did indeed lose my wand around the same time as the incident and realized that this whole thing was because of me.

Hermione fainted, flinch scream while pressing the buttons, Ginny knocked him out, Harry is stuck in the ceiling, Tom riddle tried to open the door w/ bare hands, Dumbledore is calming talking to the operator, Ron sharing his m & m’s (with what money did he buy those m & m’s), Dumbledore farted and blamed it on umbridge 💀, Draco is dancing for the Security, Dumbledore is posting selfies, Hargid is excited because he has never experienced it before, and Draco actually broke the elevator. 💀

Throwback to fifth grade when we got stuck in an elevator during a class trip 😃

So, elevators in Hogwarts are a bad idea. I'd rather walk on those scary arse stairs than experience this ever again. Long story short, we got stuck. Great, i know. Fred panicked so much he actually fell down(definetely not foreshadowing 💀) so Ginny started to scream her lungs out and push the buttons like crazy. Goyle knocked her out so now we have two bodies on the floor 💀
Luna saw a way out trough the ceiling and tried to climb out of the elevator but she got stuck and then Dean tried opening the door with his bare hands. Surprise, surprise, it didn't f*cking work.
Luckily, the smart one(me) calmly pressed the alarm button and waited for security to show up(i didn't do it calmly). Well at least while we were waiting Harry offered us some of his M&M's. Oh yeah and Goyle farted but he blamed it on Malfoy 💀
Cormac started dancing on the elevator music in front of the security cameras. No wonder why they didn't show up that was the worst dance i've ever seen and i've danced with Luna once. Oh and Pansy kept taking selfies while we were casually freaking out 🤩 real helpful
Y'know, Dean was actually excited bout this(and as i said, he tried opening the door with his bare hands because he has seen people in movies doing this, no wonder why he did that, honestly). Luna who finally fell down from the ceiling broke the elevator and we all fell into Snape's bathroom(never again can anybody cast obliviate on me?)
In conclusion, i hate elevators

Oh by the way, happy Easter for those who celebrate it

Voldy be having 1 million followers ( clicking selfies and posting on social media) 💔🥀

Umbridge fainted (yay) but then started to scream as she repeatedly pressed the open door button. She was luckily knocked out by Filch, who's moment of heroism was interrupted when a certain miss Bellatrix tried climbing out the roof and getting stuck in the process. McGonagall tried prying open the doors with her bare hands whilst Luna calmly pressed the alarm button to alert the emergency operator of our situation. Draco started handing out M&Ms till Cormac farted and blamed it on Luna. Amidst all this confusion, He Who Must Not Be Named started dancing in front of the cameras. Lavender decided this was a perfect opportunity to update her story. Dumbledore was so excited that he was living out his movie dreams by being stuck in an elevator. Everyone was shocked when they found out the person who had caused this odd experience, that person being... LAVENDER!

Harry fainted ( sounds like something he would do ) ,Hagrid screamed while pressing the open button, Goyle knocked him out, Bellatrix got stuck in the ceiling, Harry tried to open the door with his bare hands, I calmly press the emergency button and talk to the operator, fleur offers her M&Ms out, bellatrix also farts but blames it on Voldemort , Fleur starts dancing in front of the security camera, Luna posts selfies to post on social media, I am excited the elevator is stuck and umbridge broke the elevator! Well that sounds the the best elevator ride of my life! 😃

when you are casually stuck in an elevator and accidently look at Dumbledore dancing in front of the security camera

Here's the story:
The elevator got stuck. McGonagall fainted. Lavender started screaming and whining, so Ginny smacked her. I tried to climb out through the ceiling but got stuck. Lavender tried to pry the door open and Ginny calmly alerted the operator. Sweet Hagrid started handing out m and m's. Draco farts and blames it on Umbridge, and Filch starts dancing in front of the camera. Ron is excited because he's never done this before, so he takes a bunch of selfies for social media. We finally found out that I broke the elevator! I can actually picture these characters acting like this.😂

Lavender fainted, Fluer screamed whilst pressing the open button, Umbridge knocked her out, Goyle is stuck in the ceiling, Pansy in trying to pry open the door with her bare hands, Bill is calmly talking to the operator, Hermione offers everyone M&M's, Voldy farted but blamed it on Bellatrix, Fred and George are dancing in front of the security camera, Luna's posting selfies on her socials, I'm excited the elevator's stuck, and guess who broke the elevator in the first place! Hagrid

Remus passed out, hagrid screamed to the top of his lungs while franticly pressing the button, lavender Brown knocks hagrid out, i got stuck in the ceiling trying to get out, and lavender Brown tries to open the door with her bare hands,goyle calmly presses the emergency button and told the operator that they were stuck, Luna began sharing her m&m's, i farted and blamed it on remus, ginny started dancing in front of the security camera, umbridge began taking selfies in posting them to social media, Bellatrix gets excited that she's stuck in an elevator cuz it only happens in the movies, and McGonagall was the one that broke the elevator

While I was in an elevator with multiple people for unknown reasons, there was a blackout and the elevator stopped. Hermione panicked so much, she fainted! Tom Riddle, being the one who wasn't at all familiar with situations like this, screamed at the top of his lungs and pressed the open button over and over until we kicked him and told him to stop. Dumbledore got so annoyed with him, and decided to take revenge- knocking him out with a single spell. He then tried to climb out through the ceiling and got stuck. Dang. He Apparated out, much to our confusion, and wasn't seen again for a while.

Umbridge, being a complete IDIOT, tried to open the door with her bare hands. No one stopped her as her fingers slowly became bruised. As the chaos continued, I calmly walked over to the panel of buttons and pressed the emergency button, explaining our dilemma to the operators. I think the gravity of the situation must've gotten into Harry's head, because he stopped screaming and rocking back and forth in the corner. He offered us his M&Ms and started sharing them with everybody. Then, McGonagall farted and blamed it on Ginny. Bellatrix went insane and started doing TikTok dances in front of the security camera (goodness knows who had taught her those) while Lupin took selfies and posted them on social media. The Weasley twins admitted that they were actually quite excited as they had only seen such experiences in muggle movies.

Eventually, we found out that Tom Riddle had broken the elevator- we found this out after he woke up again and confessed, and let me be honest- after what we did, I don't think he'll be waking up again for a very long time. In the end, we all got out after our savior Dumbledore gave us a Portkey that teleported us straight into... a bathroom stall in Hogwarts. Yes, a bathroom stall. Oh my gods, and it was the one MOANING MYRTLE WAS IN! The water soaked through my socks faster than I could scream!

I am NEVER getting in an elevator again!

Hermione broke the elevator, she probably was trying to hard on her charms homework

There was a city wide black-out and I was lucky enough to be in an elevator when it happened. Fleur was panicking and fainted. Umbridge was in there too (-_-) and she was screaming at the top of her lungs pressing the open button over and over until the rest of us yelled at her. Dean got so annoyed with her that he knocked her out (good job dean 👏). Fred and George tried to climb out through the ceiling but got stuck. Draco tried to pry the door open with his bare hands, but no luck. Luna was calm and pressed the button telling the operators that we were stuck. Ron was sitting in the corner eating m'n'ms and he offered them to us but then when we said yes he pulled away and shoved them in his mouth. Goyle farted in the elevator but blamed it on everyone else. But the one that was being blamed was Goyle. Fred and George were trying to cheer everyone up so they started dancing in front of the cameras. That started a big dance party. Hagrid was taking selfish with everyone and posting them on social media. Ginny was sort of excited because she had only ever seen these experiences on muggle movies. Mad-Eye was trying to get us out but ended up breaking the elevator.

1. hagrid 2. dumbledore 3. umbridge 4. ron 5. draco 6. hermione 7. luna 8. mad-eye 9. tom riddle 10. harry 11. Fleur Delacour 12. harry 13. voldy

Harry fainted, Hagrid frantically pressed the opend button, Goyle knocked him out, Dean is stuck in the ceiling, Umbridge tried to pry the door open with her bare hands, Lupin was calmly talking to the operator, Lupin shares his M&M, Goyle farts but blames it on me, Lupin is dancing in front of the cameras, Bellatrix is posting selfies, Voldemort is excited it{s stuck, and Luna broke the elavator

Lavender fainted, Dean screamed and pressed the button and Hermione got annoyed and knocked him out. Ginny got stuck in the ceiling while Fleur tried to open the door with her bare hands. Surprisingly, the Weasley twins calmly spoke to the operator and explained we were stuck. Luna offered everyone m&ms.. Dumbledore farted and blamed it on Ginny. Pansy danced in front of the camera and McGonall posted selfies on social media. Hagrid is excited because he's only seen it in movies and Fleur is the one who actually broke the elevator.

So, there was this one time in the Malfoy Mansion. There was a party and a lot of Hogwarts students were invited. And me with a bunch of other people there had this GREAT idea to play truth or dare into an elevator. Unfortunately, the power went out (I'm pretty sure Fred and George were behind this). So, Cormac fainted, I'm still laughing at this. Lavender panicked and started screaming and pressing the button over and over. This annoyed Bellatrix so much that she knocked Lavemder out! Then, I thought it was my time to shine! I tried to make myself the hero and escape from the ceiling, but I got stuck and made a fool out of myself! Right after that, Pansy tried to open the door with her bare hands. Nothing happened. Seems like Hagrid was the sanest of us all, since he just pressed the emergency button. Moody started giving everyone M&M's to calm us down. Bellatrix didnt get one thinking it was poisonous. Bill farted and started blaming Draco, but then he stopped after Bellatrix said she would knock him out too. I think Hermione was either really, really panicked and out of her mind or she was trying to make us laugh, because she started dancing in front of the security camera out of nowhere. And then Hagrid started taking selfies with everyone in the elevator and posting them on Instagram. He even made a TikTok, involving everyone, even me, who was still stuck! Goyle was really excited, because he always wanted to get stuck in an elevator like in a movie or something. This boy can be really stupid sometimes. An while we were all calm and waiting for someone to come, since we pressed the emergency button, Cormac broke the elevator. Good job, Cormac!

You guys remember when Dumbledore decided to install elevators? Oh, you don’t? Well, I can remember everything very vividly. So...

One day Dumbledore announced they would be building an elevator in the Hogwarts building. Everyone was super interested and got on to test the elevator. I pressed the button to go down to to the dungeon, and we waited to arrive there...but nothing happened. The elevator didn’t move. I frantically pressed the open button thrice, but it didn’t work. Umbridge started having a panic attack and then proceeded to faint. Filch broke out of his grumpy and stern personality and started to scream as he pressed the open button and ended up jamming it. Draco was really annoyed by Filch’s stupidity in this situation and punched him, knocking him out. Dumbledore and McGonagall both were really mad at Draco for tackling a teacher, but since we were stuck here for now they couldn’t give him any consequences for his actions. Everyone was super uncomfortable now that there were two unconscious bodies laying in the tight space of an elevator. Dean then proceeded to tell us about a “genius idea” he’d come up with. Hermione then turned to him, rolled her eyes, and asked what this “genius idea” was. He climbed onto one of the bars on the left side of the elevator and, because he was rather tall, he was able to reach the ceiling with both of his full hands and somehow found this secret trapdoor thingy. He snarled, “Aha!” and pulled his hand through it...and got stuck and hung from his bare hand, panicking and kicking his feet around, everyone bending down to avoid getting kicked in the head or face. Tom Riddle randomly appeared in the elevator and everyone shrieked, whipping out their wands and pointing it at him. But he calmly said, “I wish to do no harm upon you guys right now. At the moment, I have an actually smart solution because you’re all too irrational.” He then trudged to the doors and suddenly attempted to pry the doors open with his bare hands. But he couldn’t get them open and there was no use of him anymore, so he disappeared with a snap. Luna sighed and calmly pressed the emergency button, telling the operator about the entire fiasco. The operator asked for the location but then it hit her: the operator was in the muggle world. She laughed nervously and mumbled, “nevermind” and lied that the elevator had already been fixed. After hanging up, she began to go crazy. At least that was what her troubled expression and drastically shaking body was telling everyone. Harry tried to change the mood and pulled out some party size M&Ms and offered a spoonful to everyone. I, a chocolate lover, finished my candy in under five seconds and asked for the whole bag. But bad news: So was Ron. We stupidly started fighting over the bag as M&Ms started being flung everywhere and finally woke up both Umbridge and Filch when it hit both of their faces. All of the sudden, out of the blue, there was a gag-inducing smell that filled the elevator. Fred and George started blaming it on Fleur for no reason, but it was quite obvious they’d done it because they were the only ones accusing. Also, Fleur was ladylike and would never do such a thing. Fred and George groaned. They only ripped one so they could bring up the mood, so they thought of something even worse: doing this terrible, unflattering dance in front of the security camera. Hermione rolled her eyes. Luna then proceeded to say she’d found something dropped on the floor while walking to class earlier and pulled out an iPhone. Curiously, everyone gathered around and we all started taking pictures and selfies. We later found out, with the intellectual ability of Hermione, that someone cast a spell to make a random iPhone appear, but dropped it when they saw Filch coming. Moody was really excited because he’d only seen it in muggle movies and grinned widely. The elevator finally opened randomly, but it wasn’t at the dungeon, just at the floor we’d been on when we went in. We were then surprised to see Voldemort cackling. He admitted he was the one who broke the elevator by using the other end of Hagrid’s snapped wand and putting in between the doors. Harry lurched at him, but he disappeared.

After that, I think that’s why they uninstalled them. Hogwarts will never be able to handle a muggle thing like elevators.