Dead one: Dolores Umbridge(it's a party not a funeral now)
"She hit me 1st" said the killer: Fred & George Weasley
Arranged the funeral: Tom Riddle
Cried entire time: Filch
Laughed during service: Tom RIddle( Bro you planned this thing)
Takes dead person's phone and sends text: Draco Malfoy
Got the funny text: Tom Riddle
Bought ice cream: Ginny Weasley HAHA
"She's moving I think she's still alive": Harry Potter
Broke casket: Ronald Weasley
Lost the body: Dolores Umbridge???
Got to wrong funeral: Hagrid
Wait I can actually see this happening except for the part where Dolores lost her own body???

Umbridge died
Minerva killed her
Hermione arranged the funeral
Filch is crying
Hermione laughed
Dumbledore took the phone
Lavender got the text
Cormac brought ice cream
Goyle sees her moving
Draco broke the casket
Minerva lost the body
I got to the wrong funeral (better is, hopefully someone who is more worth to be at the funeral at..)
This funeral feels like a whole joke😂

Fleur laughed all the way through Bill’s funeral 👽.

ALRIGHT. HERE WE GO. THIS IS GONNA BE AN INTERESTING RIDE—-
Voldemort has been found dead and there was Harry, exclaiming, “I KILLED HIM CUS HE TRIED TO KILL ME!” (wait that’s canon) since Voldy was found dead Hagid planned a funeral. Harry, the killer couldn’t stop crying for some reason and Filtch was laughing. The Weasley twins took Voldy’s phone and texted Hagrid “IM IN THE BOX” hey atleast Lavender got us some ice cream! Bellatrix yelled “HES ALIVE I SAW HIM MOVE” so Umbrige broke the casket and Draco realized he lost the body. When things got out of control Voldemort just realized and (wait he’s supposed to be dead right) got up. cleared his throat. and said “oops, went to the wrong funeral.”

Thee End

Filch killed Voldemort. HOW ON EARTH DID HE DO THAT???
During the service, Voldy's ghost was crying while Filch was laughing maniacally and texting from Voldy's phone xD

Umbridge got sick and tired of Minerva's constant degrading, so she killed her. Hermione arranged the funeral. Luna, who had brought ice cream, cried the whole time. Tom Riddle laughed. Filch took Minerva's phone and texted Ginny "I'm in the box! Send help!" Ginny was convinced that Minerva was still alive and swore she saw Minerva move. Bill broke the casket, believing Ginny. Luna lost her body. And despite the fact that Hermione arranged the funeral, she was so lost in her grief that she got lost and went to the wrong funeral.

Fleur killed Ginny
Fred and George arranged the furneral.
Bill cried the entire time
Dumbledore laughed during the service 👀
Ron took Ginny’s phone and texted “i’m in a box send help”
Ginny somehow got the text
Fleur brought ice cream to the funeral
Remus said “wait they’re moving i think they’re still alive!”
Umbridge broke the casket
Hagrid lost the body
Bill went to the wrong funeral (so he was crying over someone else?)

Ginny killed Bellatrix. Well done! Tom rose from the dead to plan her funeral for us all. He was also crying the entire time, which was kind of funny… I laughed the whole time because, of Tom crying. So I took Bellatrix’s phone and chatted, “I’m in the box! Send help!” Mgonagle got the text… I brought ice cream, which was delicious 😋. Ron frantically screamed, “Wait! She’s still moving! I think she’s alive!” Lupin broke the casket and claimed it was an accident but I don’t think so… Dumbledore lost her body… SHOOT- Hagrid accidentally went to the wrong funeral. It was for the best buddy…

I passed away when Bellatrix cast the Killing Curse. Ron was kind enough to arrange the funeral. Hagrid cried during the entire service. Fleur couldn't stop laughing over my death. Bellatrix took my phone and texted, "I'm in the box. SEND HELP!" Apparently, she just has to rub it in. Harry checked his phone and believed the text was from me. I recommend staying away from the ice cream. Who knows what Bellatrix put in it. George and Fred quickly stand up and scream, "WAIT! HE'S MOVING! HE'S STILL ALIVE!" However, being the pranksters that they are nobody believes them. Somehow, I ended up breaking the casket. Don't know how. I'm not overweight. Argus Filch lost my body but, I'm sure Mrs. Norris will help him find me. When Hagrid found out that it was my body Filch was looking for, he realized that he was at the wrong funeral.

- Mad eye was murdered by Tom
- Bella Trix arranged the funeral surprisingly
- Harry was shocked and cried during the entire funeral
-Ginny thought it was funny that Harry was crying and couldn’t stop laughing during the funeral
- Tom got locked in the casket and tried to communicate to people he was stuck throught his phone
-professor McGonagle received the text from Tom but was too sad to check her phone
- Dumbledor brought ice cream to the funeral to help cheer everyone up
- filch saw that the casket was moving but decided not to interfere because he had a long tiring day
- Hagrid wasn’t looking where he was going and tripped over the casket leaving a dent in it, Tom wasn’t very happy.
- it turns out too his the body before they could find it so they ended up just stuffing a pillow into the casket instead of mad eye
- Draco was looking for a nerd to bully but wound up in a funeral after following a 3rd year

Bill had murdered Umbridge claiming she hit him first. (Round of applause for him)
Lavender Brown was pleased that the women that sacked her favorite teacher was dead so she arranged a funeral
Harry spent the whole service crying tears of joy
Minerva Mcgonagall let out cackles of joy that this demon was dead
Hagrid thought it would give more laughter to take the dead witch's phone and say, "GOOD HEAVENS, HELP ME, IM IN A BOX!"
Luna Lovegood received the message before slipping her phone back into her pocket
Fred and George Weasley with large smiles on their faces, dug spoonfuls of ice cream into their mouths to celebrate
Pansy Parkinson Silenced all guests before shouting, "OUR TRUE HEADMISTRESS LIVES!"
Ginny Weasley hoped that it wasn't true but just to be sure, she smashed the casket inside out
Fred and George soon misplaced the casket after they set it down somewhere to continue feasting on ice cream
Remus Lupin soon found the casket after spotting it on his way to the wrong funeral

Fred and George were sadly killed when a prank on Albus Dumbledore went completely wrong. Mclaggen arranged their funeral since everyone was too upset. Umbridge could not stop crying since she felt regret about her decisions. Minerva could not stop laughing because she remembered all the pranks they had pulled. Fred and George texted Umbridge with their phone saying "We're in the box! Send Help! Hagrid brought ice cream to the funeral. Voldemort broke the casket, to make sure they were actually dead when Minerva realized she had lost their bodies. Hagrid got to the wrong funeral which explains why he had ice cream 😂

Bellatrix killed Harry. Draco arranged the funeral. Bellatrix crude the entire time. I laughed the whole time. Harry came back to life and sent umbrich “ I’m in to box. Send help!”Harry bought ice cream. Harry broke the casket. Umbrich lost the body and dean was at the wrong funeral.

Harry killed me, Tom Riddle planned my funeral, Mad-eye was crying the whole time, umbridge was laughing, McGonnal took my phone and texted Luna, McLaggen got ice cream, Mcgonnagal thought I was alive, Pansy broke the casket, Lavender lost my body and Remus went to the wrong funeral. AMAZING

voldemort died (wow, the whole Harry Potter arc destroyed in seconds) and Hagrid killed him (YES HAGRIDDDD) umbridge organised the funeral (no wonder, this is the evil parade) Bellatrix cried the whole time (ok lol this actually fits). Luna laughed the entire time (okkk?) Luna took Mouldy Voldy's phone and sent "Help I'm stuck in a box!"(yes Luna be against Mouldy Voldy) to McGonagall (why the heck would she send it to her, she wouldn't help)
Dean bought ice cream and took it to the funeral (everyone's happy so we be celebrating with ice cream. But then why would Luna and Dean be there in the first place.......) Fleur's being paranoid and thinks that Moldy Voldy is moving ( again okkkk?) Lupin broke the casket (what the heck is a casket, am I just a bit dumb?) looked it up and knows what it means now, please ignore my stupidity
Moving swiftly along, Tom Riddle's younger self lost the body (and this is where it all turns into a mess......) And then the man himself Lord Voldemort went to the wrong funeral as the man who died himself :/ (Dumbridge organised the best funeral ever..... :/)
This was fun I suppose
It kinda worked well at first but then the Luna thing was confusing
But yeah this was fun another great pause game!!

Mad eye moody - dead
Dumbledore - killer
Umbridge - funeral arranger
Fred and George - crying
Filch - laughing
Goyle - texting for help
Hagrid - got the text message
Bellatrix - brought the ice cream (how sweet of her 😂)
Hermione - they’re moving 😮
Bill - broke the casket
Lupin - lost the body
Voldemort - went to the wrong funeral

So Dean killed Remus, Fluer arranged the funeral(also ended up going to the wrong one), Umbridge cried the whole time whilst Draco laughed. Lavender stole his phone and also lost his body. Mcgonagal thought he was alive so Ron broke the casket. Mclaggen brought Ice cream to the funeral

dead: madeye
"they hit me first" the one who killed them: harry  
arranges the funeral: ron  
cried the entire time: goyle
laughed during the service: cormac
takes madeyes phone and texts there stuck in a box: luna  
the one who got the text: pansy
brought ice cream to the funeral: dumbledore
wait their moving i think their still alive!!: filch
broke the casket: luna  
lost the body: umbridge
got to the wrong funeral: tom

Hermione was killed by Ginny (I don't think i can survive this- I really liked her)
Everybody was shocked and saddened with her death. Luna then arranged the funeral (that's really nice & sweet of her <3)
I cried the entire time. She was a really nice friend. Ginny's nice too but I still can't believe she did it. I hope Mione gets some peace there 😔
Goyle laughed during the service (as much as I hate him, he's probably just grieving in his own way. But if he starts making jokes then I'm gonna beat him. I won't just sit still while he disrespects Mione like that)
Umbridge took Hermione's phone and joked about Hermione being trapped in the coffin. Alright, that's it. I'm beating both Umbridge & Goyle up. I really don't like to fight but this just got personal.
Then I found out that Umbridge sent the text to Professor McGonagall (that's absolutely rude and disrespectful of her??? wtf??? I hope Umbridge rots in hell)
Cormac bought some ice cream to the funeral. Honestly i don't really care about it. I hope he enjoys the ice cream I guess. You know what, I think I might need a lot ice cream too after this. It's not healthy but I really don't feel good rn.
Lupin then yelled and said that Hermione was still moving, I immediately sprinted to check, and Professor McGonagall helped breaking the coffin. Then Dean helped as well, but he lost her body, what the hell dude
No one has seen Ginny the entire time, but most of us were really heartbroken to care anymore. It turns out that she was at the wrong funeral. But I think it's a good thing she wasn't here, because if she was, she might not get out alive.

Who died: Filch
Who killed Filch: Filch
Who arranged the funeral: Pansy
Who cried the whole time: Umbridge (who invited her)
Who laughed during the service: Lupin
Who played a prank: Ginny
Who received the prank text: Fleur
Who brought ice cream: Dumbledore
Who thought they saw the casket move: Ginny
Who broke the casket: Fleur
Who lost Filch’s body: Tom Riddle
Who is at the wrong funeral: Dumbledore