Steven Segal is the kind of guy who wakes up his family to tell them he is going to sleep

Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.

Seagal uses stuntmen for everything except eating scenes.

Steven seagal is the master at defending against unwanted handshakes..😂😂😂

No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.

Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.

Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do.  “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian, performing the longest joke in human history?

Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆

Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.

"just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao

I fight exactly like Steven Seagal when my granddaughter visits and wants to test herself.

Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.

Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen – and they're all 100% accurate.

Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.

When you are 6’ 5”, you can get away with a lot of shit. Honest truth

Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite

“Bow to your sensei!”

Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.

Space Ice army in the house

The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol