"You act Asian. You look native american. Your name is possibly jewish. What are you?". -- Peter Griffin on Steven Seagal.

A roast of Steven Seagal will never not be funny

Van Damme is a professional kickboxer,who went to Thailand at a youngish age and won several tournaments. You're selling him short guys. When he says "because maybe i'm good" that's him being humble. Respect to the guy.

Eddie Munster should sue him for copyright infringement about that hair.

“He’s mastered the fattest way to fight” 😂😂😂

That comparison shot kills me. "Tell us you have no sense of shame, without telling us you have no sense of shame."

"it was more of a ride-a-long." 😂

I laugh every time i see him run. 😂

Let's not forget the concert where he was playing guitar, then lets go of the guitar, but the guitar music somehow still kept on playing.

"I told my hair, you better come back."
That got me pretty good.

That dance…😂😂😂

Upon hearing that Steaven Segal killed a puppy with a tank as a police officer, the ATF reached out to him with a job offer.

"I told my hair you better come back". 😂

I like to drive around and do the Steven Seagal voice making observations. My wife gets so mad after five minutes 😂

I could listen to people sitting on Steven Segall for hours.

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He’s so pleased with himself 😂

Dedication, resilience, character. Steven Seagal knows all of these words...probably.

Sugar Foot was the horse from Woody Woodpecker.

Mad tv will sasso did some pretty dam funny impressions

It was there all along.  Dr. Seagal told us about growing up with missionary parents he wanted to learn to fight to protect himself.  When he went to his first martial arts dojo his sensei told him, “First learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy.”  Thats why he’s Hard to Kill.