The people demanded, so we did another one!
Apologies if my mic sounds a little quiet this go around- got a new mic thing and still hammering out the kinks of volume control and such!
OKAY SEE Y'ALL NEXT TIME ENJOY THE SHOW AND THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

They didn't even finish wrecking my leg so i could get a cool metal one. 😮‍💨

PAPAMUTT, BRING ZACH HAZARD INTO THE GROUP SESH AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Boon: I’m depressed

Therapist: 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

Minor clarification, doujinshi essentially just means "self published work" and is not necessarily spicy, but that is what we commonly associate it with in the west, as non-spicy doujinshi don't really make it over here.

Also thank you for reaffirming that being denied entry on medical grounds was probably the biggest bullet I could have dodged.

Mister zach “cabinets” hazard desperately need to do a commiseration collab with mister str8 outta the  Boonies boy. That collab would be amazing tbh

I was having a really bad day after sending the Nth job application that will get lost in the void and receive no response, and you guys made me have the first genuine laugh I've had all day. I cannot thank you enough.

55:26 Honestly you guys should try to get Zach onto one of your Vet talking streams. I bet him and Boon got a lot of stories they can bounce off each other from their time in Fort Polk and when they were actually overseas.

Boon going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" lined up perfectly with his fugi during the nuclear reactor douche story. 10/10.

Strong start from Boon lmao. "I'll suck start a 9 mil before I go back in" is WILD.

Hey Papa!

Former Nuke Mechanic for USS Louisville here (SSN 724 HooAH!) and not really looking to say anything other than appreciate you giving vets a platform to share the crazy shenanigans we've all been through. It gives me hope to be able to see this kind of stuff and see it get some traction.

I'd have some of my own to share if you ever do like a "send in" or something like that because as you know being on a submarine you get a lot of stories 😂

But hey, not even looking for that. Just looking to say thank you for your time, hope you get to see this to know you're an inspiration to all of us out here, and from one vet to another thank you for your service 🫡

I feel Boon on the friggin hearing damage.  I got tinnitus like god is screaming at me, but I can pass a hearing test 100% because none of the tones they play during 'tests' are the same pitch as my tinnitus, so I can pick them out easy enough.

Nobody will help.

For the story about the 6'5" guy. I get the Neanderthal comment. I'm at 6'5" and even seeing xray I'm like "Christ I have to much unga bunga in my genes."

It'd be amazing if they did one with Mikeburnfire and Zach Hazard

I got a freaking military ad before this, and another during it. THERE IS NO WAY IM JOINING, BRO.

The Military: The Best Worst time of your life. You would rather suck-start a shotgun than go back, but you can't help but laugh and reminisce about the time you were in.

You know Savi's fugi is cute as heck

Boon's vomit story sounds like an Always Sunny episode where it's all one continuous shot

Wearing his "I love what happened to MLK" shirt  when talking to the waitress. She's just like "fucking not again man"

Papa, I want you to know, I hang out with a TON of Canadian vets and active duty, and your suffering post service is simultaneously the but of A LOT of dark jokes here, and also the cautionary tale told to people getting out as the "it could be worse, you could be...", respectfully of course