“Fuck your Honor, here’s modern military tactics” never felt better

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” ― Douglas MacArthur

"We have dragons"

"And we have an A 10 warthog"

"We can't kill a dragon! They're the most powerful animals!"

"You're using a bit outdated equipment, try this 152mm howitzer gun."

Movie: this is based off a true story

Also the movie:

whole platoon parachutes into a war zone

Medieval Army: wait are mushrooms falling from the sky?

Imagine you had a dragon that took u years to raise, and it just got shot down by a jet fighter

"We have dragons"
"We have Warthogs, Falcons, Tigers and Panthers"
"Oh, so you don't stand a cha-"
Intense Tank and Air Support noises

“Watch medieval era civilization get nae nae’d by modern military for five minutes”

Medieval age: one armored knight can pacify hundreds of peasants.

Modern age: one civilian with a gun can pacify hundreds of armored knights

When you try to kill somebody with a rock in Rust and they come back with an AK

1:47 love the realism, it’s not like me when I was 7 thinking that the parachute gives a nice soft landing, but they made it so that they actually fall over

Medieval deaths: half the entire army
Modern army deaths: one guy that got shot by an arrow and got healed

"Did these guys just wipe out half a legion with maybe 20 guys?"
"Nah bro just charge them trust"

"Nothing is bulletproof if you shoot it enough times"
-Some gamer

1:38 "Its raining men." "Hallelujah."

Remember, this is just the Japanese army.
Imagine telling America that there’s oil here. Or telling Russia that mages can produce infinite vodka.

imagine being the most honourable warrior, only to be stabbed by some private.

my Rimworld colonists attack a tribal colony, 2021, colorized

00:11 THE PHANTOM ATTACKS!!