CTHULHU 2024 LETS GO BABYYYY
https://play.ageofwonders.com/Kleaper

Game: is not Warhammer.
Game: does not have Skaven or Chaos gods.
Kleaper: immediately rectifies those omissions.

honestly at this point Cthulhu could have my vote. Either im devoured by the sea or he’s an competent leader. I’ll take my chances

Cthulhu making America great again one sacrifice at a time

My family is being accosted by debt collectors!  Help!
Options-
Good: what debt?
Evil: what collectors?
Eldritch bois: WhAt fAmiLy…?

Anti-Kleaper trying not to commit warcrimes challenge (impossible)

Free city: oh stranger, darkt imes have befallen our people. Famine and blight ravaged our population, please help us.
Cuthulu: oh I know, I caused it.

Cthulhu 2024: No lives matter

"underground cannibal mole person reavers worshipping an eldrich horror"
Oh, you mean the Skaven?

Bro made skaven and thought he was slick

Welcome to Age of Empires 4 baby - great sponsor shoutout

Undead Penguins being "true Evil" is the single best thing in a 4x I've ever seen.

I like that you power spells by stealing your enemies souls, get food by eating your enemies' flesh, and then use necromancy to reanimate their bones as mindless servants. You're like those indigenous tribes that had a use for every part of the buffalo, except with sentient beings.

They always say “God bless America” but never specified which one. Now we know.

The penguins are probably a reference to At the mountains of madness by H.P. Lovecraft. The characters encounter giant albino penguins in that story.

"Hang on I get the ability to summon and control a unit of true evil origin."
"It's a Penguin."
Welcome to Age of Wonders, Dire Penguins are (apparently) a recurring joke in this series.

1:52 age of empires 4

28:05 "bone horror" that is a crab my good sir, nothing special to it

Shenanigans will be achieved and freedom will be dispensed upon the enemies.

Cthulhu, war crimes, necromancy, and morphine. The 4 basic elements that make up a “Kleaper”