22:36 Selkies are like Were-seals. The carnivorous water horse is called a Kelpie.

We're going to filter by rating is such a specific threat. 🤣

1:32 Fucking over a mind reader by reading a bunch of fanfiction is honestly such a power move. Shit I’d look up the smuttiest shit ever just to really seal the deal

And I don’t even like reading smut! But I do like being petty!

AO3 as a threat to the mind reader is amazing levels of spite

She says we needed to ask another sorceress which implies she is a sorcerer.

I'm late to the party, as usual.  But your reaction to the mind reader had me gasping with laughter.  Thank you so much.

1:00 As someone who writes smut. I'm gonna make sure he regrets his decision to tell me he can read my mind

30:34 I mean, Australia legitimately counts as a layer of the Abyss, so it makes sense that Australian would be interpreted as extraplanar speech.

The water horse is a Kelpie, a Selkie is a seal that temporarily turns into a human by taking of it's skin.

10:15 - I remember one of these types comment stories/suggestions, suggesting about bringing the glass of wine up to your ear, to listen the wine, to really confuse other wine tasters.

22:43 - Kelpies are the water horse, Selkies being the 'seal-folk'. IIRC

Humans are basically the Rattata of fantasy worlds. They can get the job done, but there’s a lot of better options out there.

13:10 Frank's still there. Part of the contract is he get's full possession back on Tuesdays and Thursdays and can swap in whenever Vithimorex needs to call Frank in as a manager. Otherwise he's just vibing, enjoying quietly watching the extredimensional being in his body discover the little wonders of the world than haven't sparked joy in Frank in years.

I remember back when I played Dwarf Fortress, each creatures description page would have a line at the bottom, after all the unique stuff about that particular creature, that describes the species.

Humans got the line "A medium sized creature prone to great ambition."

That pretty much sums up our "special" thing- we have a drive to grow and get stronger, to achieve glory and progress. We climb mountains because they're there and build huge things because we want to see them exist.

17:20  Frak, this guy is a legend. He BOUGHT Hornberg Castle at the age of 37, and lived there till he died at 82...

15:32  The brass knuckle set named Thought and Prayers is just too good.

13:29 Vithimorex: "Oh yes, I agree, Sirmixalot. Booty does indeed got back." 🤣

9:15 Fun fact: in the game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, you could go to a blood bank and buy blood bags instead of hunting people.
The guy working at the blood bank was very unimpressed, "Another vampire trying to be clever, wow. Fifty bucks." Or whatever he actually said, it's been like fifteen years since I touched that game.

10:18 Like that one story of a guy holding his glass of wine to his ear and turning it slowly, listening. Or rather, pretending to listen, and everybody else at the wine tasting immediately started doing the same to not appear uneducated.
Also, "A hint of grapes" is diabolical.

Put that couple in a suburban neighborhood with an HOA…. It’ll let the elf have her trees, and the orc can annihilate the members of the HOA when they come to enforce rules on the couple…

Ya, one of my San Diego LARP characters was a vampire that owned Kindred Hospital; I lived near it. The sign read," No emergency services deliveries in the back." It's a real place; just let that sink in for a moment. Cool premise though, like the reverse Fantasy Island/Love Boat.