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I’m from the future and it’s only gotten worse

we also have to mention how disney tumblr fans got a man fired because they were so obsessed with him as peter pan that they would chase him in the park and got angry that he got married to the woman who played wendy...

A horror movie about a family winning the lottery and moving to Golden Oaks is all I can think about now.

Disney not letting that guy put Spiderman on his son’s headstone is really messed up

Kurtis, please normalize Dreamworks adults I’m begging you, I need to make a Megamind themed bathroom without being criticized

I think there’s a difference between adults who enjoy Disney and Disney adults

This whole video is just Kurtis being afraid that the Disney Adults will come for him 😭 He literally has to clarify that his joke is a joke every 5 seconds

Lets not forget how Disney straight up murdered a woman with food allergies and when the husband sued, Disney tried to get the case dismissed because her husband had a Disney+ subscription. She had severe food allergies and called ahead to ensure the food would be safe for her, they promised her it did not interfere with her allergies. Then she ate there, of course it did have the foods she was allergic to, she had a reaction and died. That's manslaughter courtesy of Disney but the fact that they tried to get out of responsibility and not immediately offer a multi million dollar settlement as one of the richest companies in the world because this man had a streaming service is straight up evil

Edit: as someone shared in the replies, the restaurant was not actually owned by Disney but rather on Disney property, so it's not as much on Disney as I originally thought. However, I still stand by this as Disney had a responsibility to oversee the restaurants they allowed to operate on their property and ensure their safety.

I dated a Disney adult a while back for like 2 years. The one positive thing I'll say is that it's really, really easy to get them gifts

I want to see Disney millennials and Harry Potter millennials in a fight

Can you imagine hooking up with someone in the disney house and during the heat of passion you look up and see WOODY on the ceiling

I’m from the future, we need a part two

When people stay stuff like “you already had your shot at childhood, grow up” it just infuriates me because not everyone’s family could afford going to Disney parks when they were kids lol

holy shit I delivered an uber eats order to that neighborhood and obviously there’s a security guard at the gate but once I got the pass to go in he literally gave me the passcode to a SECOND GATE further inside the community past the actual BRONZE STATUES OF THE LITTLE MERMAID and god damn it felt like an episode of Black Mirror

the biggest problem i’ve ever had with disney adults is whenever a disney adult refuses to be critical of the corporation they’re following. you can enjoy something and still recognize and push back against its flaws, folks!

As an engineering student some of the engineering stuff they do is incredible. Their imagineers truly think of every detail when designing the parks.

I think the deepest level of the iceberg is wanting your ashes scattered at Disney knowing full well they'll just vacuum it up and throw you away

Disney trademarked "Hakuna matata" a pretty common phrase here in Kenya and Tanzania meaning "No problem".

Anyone else remember Disneyland had to fire a Peter Pan cast member because weirdos on tumblr got obsessed with him and started stalking him all over the park? God it was weird