"She's only been here 4 months, she already got her own mushroom to live in, now you tell me that's wrong!"

"Yeah! He was at the top, had a little cloak, crown, and lil' shades on. You could tell he was in charge!" hahahaha

when karl says "There's a king," just imagine Ricky being there to repeat what he said in his high pitched laugh "There's a KING!"

I love Karl's obsession with the abnormal. You can tell it's not something for him to laugh at, hes just genuinely fascinated

“The picture that I showed of you, you were sat on a shelf”  There's such honesty and sincerity in Karl you cannot dislike him.

"If you've seen a movie with a little dwarf in it, he's it."

"he is IT"

Warwick shouldn't use the freak show argument with Karl. Karl loves freak shows.

“Who’s behind running it?”
“They have a king!”

"You could tell he was in charge"

I imagine Warwick's face when Karl said that.

BUT THEY HAVE A KING

Warrick: "Im disappointed in you, Karl. I would never do something so degrading."

Also Warrick: dresses like a frog and hops up the stairs for Ricky

"The people at home get a bit funny about 'Oh you shouldn't be having a little dwarf village' and all that."

The fact that he called Warwick and actually thought Warrick would be cool with the concept of the dwarf village is hilarious.

I think it shows Karl's character here. He's not saying how odd they are or that they should be doing things for other's amusement. He's genuinely happy for them. That they have a place made for them and that they are in charge. I think that's why he's so dumbfounded by the reaction he gets. He's just thinking how grand it is for them and that they're doing well. Not that they need to be there and the only worth they have is as an oddity.

So many ridiculously hilarious Karl quotes during that 1 minute phone conversation... oh my god.

I love how shocked he is when Warwick says he wouldn't go there if he ran out of work.

I love how they laugh at him in the small buildings. Must be nice to have a reversal of the norm

"any film with a dwarf in it He's it !"

"It was the head man. He was at the top, he had a little cloak on and a crown, shades on. You could tell he was in charge."

Dang, he got him with that shelf comment.