Cal has been dealt with for what he did

rich people really name their children like racehorses

“Here are my children: Rumplestiltskin, Slim Shady Eazy-E, and Cindy Lou Who”

these are not names these are gamertags

onyx ice cold cannon sounds like an illegal disposable vape

legendary love cannon 😭

choosing such intentionally unique baby names straight makes it seem like the parents view the kids as decorative items to enhance their aesthetics

People forget:
1. There kids will be adults one day.
2. LAST NAMES
3. How it sounds when spoken.

did people forget nicknames exist? like you don’t needs to legally name your child “baby”… you can just call them “baby”…

Everyone is gonna be changing their names when they’re old enough

I feel like we should normalize really weird MIDDLE names with normal first names cause middle names are already kinda secret and fun

Flick the bean SMITH😭😭😭

Whimsy Lou is literally straight out of Whoville. Please 😭

I don't know why, but the woman saying for the name "Etheral," the nickname "Eddy," made me genuinely laugh

Without the middle name, Powerful's name is literally "Powerful Cannon". That's insane. That's just a description of a tool/weapon, it's like naming your child "Adequate Hammer" or "Efficient Lawnmower".

legendary love canon is out of order 💀💀💀

'Slim Easy' is a Jean fitting

I miss the days when we thought “Apple” was weird. If Gwyneth was naming a baby now, I bet it would be so nuts. Like the name of sort of gut bacteria.

This is how I feel naming my sims kids

why did he say “rise” like “rice” and continued the joke about grains 😭😭