I like the implication that his powers are the exact same he just thinks he can only make pitbulls and babies because those are the only things he's tried

"Do you believe in 'gravity'?"
As a horde of pitbulls run towards the enemy, conveniently holding a baby Giorno created.

"I think it's fucked up that Diavolo is selling drugs to children...
...instead of using those children for their true purpose in mortal combat"
- Giorno Giovanna, 2001

I imagine the ending of this story is that Josuke gets Crazy Diamond requiem and in an ironic punishment, instead of killing Giorno, he reverse ages him back into a baby to give him a second chance and go down a righteous path, but then Giorno gets mauled to death by the pitbulls

Part 6 gets completely broken halfway through because 1 of giorno's pitbulls survived and ran all the way to florida to eat the green baby

It's sad that Giorno killed Bruno, because we missed the beautiful scene of Narancia's dead body covered in pitbulls

this is fucking specific and arbitrary enough to be a part 9 main villain stand

This started out as a hypothetical timeline and basically ended as "1,000,000,000 pitbulls vs the sun ft. babies".

When the only thing in your toolbox is a pit bull, everything starts to look like a baby...

The Beginning: Let's stick to Manga only

The End: And this is how Evil Giorno And La Squadra take over

Abbacchio hard counters the pitbulls, he was a cop

"Yeah, so. Many people asked me why I didn't just make Giorno use a bunch of pitbulls. And- I thought of that at the start of Part 5, but I realized it would just be too easy and he would sweep everyone."
-HIrohiko Araki, during a 1999 interview.

I just imagine Risotto using metallica to make the pitbulls invisible and I'm not sure any stand could stop that

I'm just imagining every fight ending with "and then an innumerable amount of pitbulls descended upon them"

Diavolo dies, that makes this ENTIRE AU canon

I love how this video shifted back and forth from attempting to piece together a coherent plot to what is basically “1 billion lions versus every Pokémon”.

"This truly is a dog eat baby world."
-Evil Giorno Giovanna (Probably)

I like the implication that Giorno could create other life, he just chooses to exclusively make babies and pitbulls.

I love the idea of Giorno just doing challenge runs of only specific animals
It's fucking killing me

Giorno spawns a horde of babies and gets Prosciutto to age them into grown men/women. Instant army