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Lawman EP1 (2009) - Steven Seagal - Comedic TV Review

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It is time to watch LAWMAN. Steves a cop....kinda...not really. But he does hangout with cops.
Starring: Steven Seagal, a bunch of real people, some criminals
Writers: Real Life, The Streets

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20 Comments

@GR8BrownHope 4 years ago (edited)

Him saying he’s a cop and not being an actual cop is freaking peak Seagal. But you know, he’s been helping law enforcement for like 117 years.

@BeefTheStroganoff 4 years ago

Sometimes I forget Seagal is a real, living, breathing human being and not some kind of collective, surreal fever dream we all have every now and again.

@leseandon 4 years ago

Being assigned to have Seagal ride along with you has to be a punishment

@Mattastrophic1 4 years ago

My dad and I binged this show one summer and made a drinking game around it. Take a drink when: Seagal mentions martial arts, "Seagal vision" is used to find a clue, the cops with Seagal look annoyed at him.

We almost died of alcohol poisoning.

@anotherone7924 4 years ago (edited)

I love how they're shaking and rapidly moving the camera to create an impression of some dynamic action while Steven is just standing or seating there, sweating his ass off. Lol

@Vega_Genesis 4 years ago (edited)

"First off, nobody in the world looks like you."
This is the truest statement ever made about Steven Seagal.

@BalkanRedneck 4 years ago (edited)

Let's be honest, he only joined up for the doughnuts.

@milkapeismilky5464 4 years ago

I think if I met Steven Seagal in real life, I would probably just immediately begin howling with laughter. I mean it's not like he could catch me.

@daviddavid2890 4 years ago

This guy makes dog the bounty hunter and his crew look like delta force

@Durandalski 4 years ago (edited)

This is hilarious. Absolutely what happened here is that he donated enough money to the sheriffs office that they let him play this game. I can only imagine how the real cops felt about it lol, it’s amazing.

@kyleolson8977 4 years ago (edited)

Today I'm speechless. There's nothing I can say. Putting the wrong words here would disrespect the heroic efforts of Jefferson Parish Deputy Reserve Chief Steven Frederic Seagal in his valiant fight to stand near police officers in the field with a film crew in tow.

@MrBjanders 4 years ago

Oh God, Seagal telling the cop how to drive while they're in a high speed pursuit might be the cringiest bit of it all. It's hard to choose though. Great review, this is my favorite episode of them all so far!

@A-1-Sawce 4 years ago

Tom Segura's rant about this show is pure gold. I remember being so confused when I initially heard about it. Seen a few just to have a laugh. Just can't understand that anyone would legitimately watch it of their own accord lol

@Darkpara1 4 years ago

"let me drive Steven" *Steve looks down like a defeated child

@Zoranimotion 4 years ago

This show is like watching human police officers introduce daily society to an alien being. Yes Steven, those are handguns and those are bullets, but you don't "zen push" them to fire.

@CombatVet-87 4 years ago

I feel like the real cops 👮‍♂️ try so hard not to laugh at Seagal during the filming of these episodes lol 😂

@j.tgrooms 4 years ago (edited)

I remember seeing commercials for this back in the day. My dad and I were like " so it's cops with Seagal"

@Sandman60077 4 years ago

It's good advice for when you're constipated too. Don't force it, "just push it and just guide it". Thanks Steven!

@Cwibacca 4 years ago

Lady: "That's a big hand"
Steven: "That reminds me guys, you promised me a Big Mac if I stayed quiet while you were driving."
Real cop: "Steven, you wouldn't shut up about zen driving and saying 'push the vehicle through traffic'. So no Big Mac for you, just Burger King fries."

@TheDukeOfDallas 4 years ago

LOOOL you know damn well he is the last guy they'd send out on a coffee and donut run. After being gone for 3+ hours and failing to return their repeated calls the officers find Seagal in his vehicle. He is completely naked, covered in donut glaze/chocolate/crumbs, and in the midst of a self-induced diabetic coma
LT - "Shut those damn cameras off! This man was a hero, leave him some dignity!"