didnt realize how many gay oregonians I got here damn

“I want to spend as little money as possible this Christmas”

Maybe don’t invite 46 people over for dinner

I know Oregon and gay will be explained in the video, but reading the comments with no context is gold 😂

“What’s wrong honey, you’ve barely touched your xenomorph” 19:40

There is no way these cheapskates would have 48 people over for a holiday unless there was a TLC show being shot. Those 48 people are NOT ever saying “let’s go to the cheapskates house for the holiday!”  

These are 48 actors hired to come over LOL

Brother that is a biblically accurate chicken

i love how you guys never mentioned the fact that no one brought their own chair cause everyone was standing😭😂

I had salmonella as a young child. I nearly died and suffer lifelong complications. I am PARANOID about what I eat now. This churkey thing is my nightmare.

My family is against cutting down a whole tree for Christmas so before we got a fake one, my mom would collect a bunch of branches and put them in a bucket. She called it the Christmas bush

Yall missed a vital part of the Churkey! She was mixing together veggies with hamburger meat, and THEN wrapping that in chicken. Not to mention it's a Churkey with 6 legs. No ay that thing is cooked all the way through.

It would somehow be slightly better if they had just called it Roast Beast.

Who knew CJ had such a massive "gay in Oregon" contingent of fans 😂

i married into a family a little like this and my husband is the only normal one i swear. my mother in law went insane when the pandemic started and bought a ton of chicken that she shoved in a freezer for four years. the family moved houses and she BROUGHT THE CHICKEN WITH HER. it was frozen and thawed multiple times until it eventually rotted and she still tried to make the rest of the family eat it. i refuse to eat anything that comes out of that kitchen, it would put me in the hospital so fast

16:31 its food that is within a day or 2 of expiring so its "salvaged" and distributed at a fraction of the price. 7/10 items are already expired or must be eaten the day you buy it. Fun fact: if you freeze food this close to expiration it can create super bacteria 🎉

best line ever, " none takes a tlc camera crew as the red flag that it is"

Alt acronyms for TLC:
* The Lost Cause.
* Trauma Loves Camera.
* Totally Lackluster Content.
* Trolling Latent Cheapskates
* Too Late, Chris!

Also in Oregon and gay here! NO ONE pronounces the state's name like she does! You pronounced it correctly Chris!

Hey Chris, Oregon Gay here who felt very special during this video 😂😂 and despite being an Oregon Gay I’ll see you in a month at the YouTube happy hour to represent half of your gay fan base 🫡

People were required to bring their own chairs to my wedding but I did get married in a national forest with free camping for our guests if they wanted.

The churkey idea confuses me, because turkey is dirt cheap per pound.  Hell, there are stores near me that literally give you a turkey for free with purchase.