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This Unhinged 90’s Movie Should Not Exist

Kurtis Conner

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Found a movie called The Kid With X-Ray Eyes and it's even worse than you can imagine. Sorry!

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20 Comments

@treedeerthethingy4812 3 years ago

Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

@Live_Laugh_Loathe 3 years ago

Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

@multishipperbish8465 3 years ago

clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

@st4r_burn 1 year ago

10:55 what’s crazy is like homeless people can have cash on them and still be homeless at the same time

@joaopedrocypriano3069 3 years ago

I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

@crickis 3 years ago

i love when kurtis says "back to the movie" sounding as if he also just had to watch the random demented sketch with us

@tangear 3 years ago

I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

@oliverobrien8676 2 years ago

15:57 they pop the hood and see the engine’s been replaced by a note that says ‘sucker’

@jenathan76 3 years ago

The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

@husyay1008 3 years ago

the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

@SalmonOfK84 3 years ago

If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

@ameliaeverly-im5jc 2 years ago

drake joke aged well 😭😭

@rzmnzs 3 years ago

the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

@pinecone189 3 years ago

10:55 I love that this implies that a homeless man should stop at like $10 like my dude doesn't even have a wallet to keep his money in

@randomasshumanbeing2078 3 years ago

The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

@juliathehueman 2 years ago

omg that drake part has aged like wine 😭

@BungaloHippo 3 years ago

the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

@sydsymptoms 3 years ago

'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

@marimh2844 3 years ago

when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice