i have trimmed a slice of this video out due to copyrighted music but just know i had the whole gang laughing in that segment 😹😹

$2500 dollars for Minnie and Mickey to be at your wedding when they're already at the park is WILD

That AITA has the most insane updates. He hears from friends that it’s a true spa hotel and says ok, we can go. A month or so before the trip she gets into a car accident pulling into the garage and is injured. She says she can’t make it all the way to Hawaii now, but Disney offers more accessible options. He gets suspicious and catches her FAKING HER INJURIES. Turns out she crashed the car on purpose to get them back to Disney.

i like how the first video implies that disney adults are all alcoholics

Bachteria have been summoned

So, what's funny about the Star Wars bit is that the castmembers there are told to have rude expressions, because.. well, they're the bad guys. So that's absolutely in character. Honestly, I think it helps with employee morale, being able to subtly boss guests around.

My uncle is a Disney adult. He will travel to the parks in other countries, and won’t even spend time outside Disney if he’s in another country. It’s insane.

16:40 “I don’t have any knowledge of Star Wars” has a framed poster saying “visit tattooine” behind him

The guy who is banned, was ACTUALLY banned becouse of the fountain water video😭💀

2:48 As someone who is chronically online I feel obligated to point out that the Disney castle one is actually the original, the Big Ben one is parodying it lol

Not them thinking the water fountains have magical Disney water. Those are TREATED SO THEY DONT GROW MOLD OMF

spending $600 on your ADULT SISTER at disney is wild 😭 i love my sisters but we’re not going on a date and they’re grown i don’t need to treat them to $600 of bullshit

13:32 honestly this is sweet like if she’d been in the military and struggled through a lot, now living by the beach going to disney with her kids it sounds so healing. happy for her fr she sounds like a great mum

The editor is having a great time recently 😂

The lifetime pass conspiracy is actually huge. A few have been born there and the first got a Disney birth certificate (I think) and people thought it was a lifetime pass. People actually camp out to try and have their baby there to the point where employees need to rush people out. People also spread peoples’ ashes there gross enough to the point where they have a code for it and are able to identify it, they’re mostly spread around the Haunted Mansion.

11:00 NGL i'd divorce. It's a bit scary obsessive how much she wants to go to Disney and she's not really factpring in her partners own feelings. And the fact she's still going to Disney without him sounds borderline gold digger.

7:30 as a money expert i can say this costs money

“This guy pays my rent” had me 💀

As someone who grew up on Disney content and has been there multiple times, I really despise “Disney Adults”.  My parents were cast members there, they actually met at the parks, and I am so glad they weren’t those adults who overreacted over EVERY Disney thing. They make cast members and most visitors look so bad when they actually are pretty chill when it comes to seeing the castle and the characters.

Bach who's clapping under the desk...