The editing is actually how Jake processes his thoughts and actions.

no one:
jake gyllenhaal: b i t e  w h e r e  i  b i t

"Bite where I bit" It takes a special kind of person to instinctively say that without hesitation

Jake started doing a bit like twenty years ago and just never stopped

Alternatively: Jake Gyllenhaal spitting on Jimmy Fallon for whatever minutes straight

I love how Jake gives Ellen just as much of a hard time as she does to everyone that goes on her show

Jake Gyllenhaal is what happens when the funny kid drinks 5 monster energy drinks at once.

He's trying his best to act like a human. He's adorable!

This should be called “Jake Gyllenhaal abusing Jimmy Fallon for nearly 7 minutes, interrupted by chaotic talk show moments.”

Hands down favorite Jake moment,

"THIS ONE'S FOR MY FAMILY!"

aggressive water splash

I SCREAMED at when they showed him bald

jake: BITEWHEREIBIT
stephen: 👁👄👁

“I quit shaving and what happened naturally is my beard grew.....ItS a REalY orGanIC pROcesS”

This is a true intellectual right here

this mans sheer DISTRESS when talking about his halloween costume, it was like watching a soldier experience PTSD

Therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real and he can’t hurt you

Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: exists

Don't return him to Area 51!

BITE WHERE I BIT

Jake gyllenhaal is literally the geek when he gets invited to sit at the popular kids table

he's like a baby in an adult's body

"BITE WHERE I BIT"

...excUse mE?