Have a damn good day

guy brings a GUN on vacation, and accidentally shoots 10 rounds at his friend
"Oh. Whoops. It was nothing."

How to Beat the Forest of Death:

1. Have introverted friends who won’t try to shake a creepy kids hand at the gas station like a discount president.

2. Profit.

If the dad/shopowner knows there's an infection out at the lake, and he knows it can spread through fluids/bites, then why does he just let his son sit around on the porch waiting to bite everyone who comes near? Doesn't he have a room to hang out in or a backyard or something? If you've already lost one child to the virus why are you letting your kid be exposed? At least give him a teething toy or something to chew on if you wanna let him sit on the porch.

No way they made: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 6 Cabin Fever into a horror movie.

I liked the inversion of the good girl/nice girl trope in this. Karen would be that character (she feels the most guilt about the hermit, generally is a sweet character) and that would normally make her the final girl. Yet she gets the disease first and probably suffers way more than any other character. Especially the botched mercy-killing.

“This group of college kids are going to regret leaving home” Bruh, that’s me everyday

The incompetence of the characters in this movie was the scariest thing

The way they undermined the kid biting him is a horrible mistake human teeth have multiple bacteria even if you brush thoroughly and scientists say it’s almost considered a poisonous bite because there is almost always an infection

BETTER plot TWIST: The kid has immunity to the virus, thus, his biting transmits said immunity and protects whoever he bites. He's just trying to help those strangers. The father gets angry because the town needs victims for some bizarre or paranormal reason.
Residents have been relying on the contaminated water to do the job.

Imagine bringing an assault rifle to your vacation, almost taking the life of your friend, still keep playing around with it, shoot a living human being, running away, keeping it from your friends and still having the audacity to hurt the sick man a second time. The other students may not have made the best calls, but the college shooter wanabe is the whole reason this movie even happened

11:10 bro this poor freakin dude. First he got infected, then he asked for help to some random dude in the woods who ended up shooting him. Then he finds them again, and they proceed to LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.

I swear this guy it’s single-handedly getting me through university. His videos are such a highlight to me. Love that he’s posting so much lately.

I don't remember about the remake, but I do  remember in the original Burt started a bet that the one that lasted longest drinking beer and he got the disease morning after losing the bet by drinking water.  That was the biggest hint where the disease came from which was even confirm in the end when Jeff appeared not sick as he only drank beer through out the movie (although that didn't stop him from being killed by the townspeople).

Protip: Don't have people like Burt as friends. Why would you want a reckless bad person as your friend?!?!??!?!?

Student: tries to shoot
Fathers friend': your safety is on
Student: thanks! Shoots them all

Bruh, a human bite that breaks the skin is ER worthy on a normal day in a non-diseased forest, they even started on a bad foot.

There was no hope for these characters from the moment they drank the tap water. Long before symptoms were present on their flesh, the disease was already eating away at soft tissue and epithelial walls. Open wounds merely gave easier access to a starting point for the rot to rampage at the surface. By the time these people were vomiting blood and unable to move,  most of their non-essential organs were liquified, and the rest were probably on their way out.  The difference in innoculation times between victims is merely a testament to how hard their immune system fought to save them.

The disease itself carries traits of both viral haemorrhagic fever (like Ebola), and bacterial necrotizing faciitis, but it has yet to be confirmed as either in this continuity.

As some who is easily spooked by disease, this made me feel like something was crawling under my skin.  I would basically do the same thing thing and say: Hell no, I'm staying home and getting a fumigation

If my friend almost shoots me on my vacation, vacation is OVER... staying around that guy is literally hazardous to my health