Have a damn good day

"he would have survived if he looked at these simple signs"
proceeds to describe the most in depth analysis of every atom in the room

As I have heard many time before
"You either die a human, or you live long enough to see yourself become a walrus"

i love that the ending is just him chillin as a walrus, like, what? theres nothing they can do? He's just perma walrus now? Living in a wildlife preserve? Shits crazy

I have this great strategy to survive situations like this, and I don't think it's explored nearly enough in horror movies, it's called The "Don't go to random peoples houses in the middle of fucking nowhere" Stratagy

How to beat tusk: Don’t go around calling random phone numbers you find in bathroom stalls

Man, at the end the doctors/police were just like "He looks like a walrus, let's put him in a walrus enclosure instead of trying to help him." "Yeah, sounds like a plan."

pro tip- the creepy old rich guy in the mansion is always a body horror enthusiast until proven innocent

this movie was so creepy till the point where the serial killer pulled out his own walrus suit and said they had to 1v1 in walrus costumes in which I suddenly busted out laughing

"Shouldn't we free this man from the walrus suit and attempt to give him surgery until he is mostly normal again instead of leaving him insdie of a tiny cage like he still isn't a human who deserves to be treated with rights like every other person?"

"Nah."

It’s creepy that someone could think of a scenario like this. Seriously, I’m concerned for the human mind.

this one was really creepy tbh, body horror is one of the scariest genres of horror imo

Actually watching the horror movie❌
Watching a YouTuber explain it✅

This can all be avoided if the walrus didn't save Howard.

Major survival tip: When traveling alone, always tell somebody that you trust where you will be so that they'd be able to give the authorities a good idea on where to start looking in the event that you suddenly vanish.

To be honest as soon as i had no tongue any more, i would have probably klled myself in the pool. I dont want to be a walrus.

“Yeah mom I got the lead role.”

The role: 👀

a main character named wallus being turned into a walrus? just like hannibal being a cannibal

This might be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in months 😂

Why didn't bro just buy a Walrus 💀