Lanius must have spat in the general direction of the Memorial from the other side of the river, and it all just sort of escalated from there, I guess...

Private Kowalski could have won the entire war by himself yet he just stays at the war memorial, perhaps having his brother die showed him the human element of war and thus stopped him.

Im imagining Kowalski waking up in a dumpster missing his uniform and gun confused as all hell that he’s being greeted as a war hero.

9:05 You opened a door to a better future by changing the timeline to the one where Kowalski is the protagonist.

In this canon, Benny didn't shoot you at the start. He shot the memorial.

After running for so long from Kowalski, Nerbit realized he could only escape his wrath by becoming him and breaking the cycle

Ok, but can you beat New Vegas playing as Private Kowalski while being chased by Private Kowalski?

NO. YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY. YOU WERE MEANT TO DEFEAT THE KOWALSKI NOT BECOME IT.

7:12 Kowalski would never desecrate a war memorial. Challenge failed.

"Deep inside... We're... Kindred spirits..."

Can you beat Fallout NV as Senator Armstrong?

New Vegas is perfect, it has nanomachines, skin hardening, cyberdogs. Maximum charisma, maximum punch, maximum nanomachines. Make America great again by charismatically and systematically dismantling all opposition. Complete quests in such a way that they sabotage the faction that gave them. Go to the point of no return with each major faction, doing as many side missions as you can (and making sure your successes mean future failure for your employers) and then take out the president, caesar, and house, and make yourself king of vegas with Yes Man.

Any minor faction that won't follow your lead is a minor faction that needs new leadership, or needs to be erased.

Kowalski Is a Big Chad, Character is Underrated.

He has a Sad Story, his Bro died in Boulder City so he Mourns Him everyday.

The Fallout 4 Postman run where you can only wear the Postman Uniform, attack with Deliverer and you have to complete all side quests where you deliver something.

Nerbit, hear me out: Completing Fallout as Henry the VIII

1) The fate of his wives matching the fate of companions (divorced - permanently leaves your service, beheaded - you kill them, died - they get killed by the plot / an NPC etc., survived - they are with you at the end of the game).

2) His legs - as a young man he was weirdly proud of his 'fine calves' - so you have to wear an oufit that shows them. Later in life he had a bad leg injury = cripple one of your legs for the end portion of the game

3) No stimpacks, just a ton of food because ... well, you just have to look at his portrait.

4) The church didn't let him do what he wanted, so he created his own religion. As they were an impediment to him, any religious groups he comes across should be destroyed.

If he has explosives tagged, that implies he's be trained to use them. To me, that means that it would be okay to use explosives in the run.

In the trenches of ceasars camp, if you follow it to the end, you get 500 rounds of surplus ammunition, in case you ever find yourself running low

“After dispatching the Legion’s version of Christ”

Holy shit that line killed me, haha

15:43 That feel when an NCR private with a brother that died at Hoover Dam and a dream single handedly decimates your entire chapter

All this time he was running away from Private Kowalski....when they realized:
He was Private Kowalski all along!

4:35 "some level of xcom bullshit."
I feel you there, was playing xcom 2 yesterday, had a 95 chance to hit and missed, which blew up a truck killing one of my own soldiers in the process.

"Due to him being part-zombie, one shot to the head is all it takes to be rid of the problem."


[Mister Crowley hated that.]