dude ruined his entire life just because he wanted a pizza

Imagine your claim to fame is being a side character in the raxx verse

The amount of time the guy spent wanting pizza, he could've just mowed a lawn for $15 and go get Little Ceasars.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and chat wouldn't give it to him!

The moral of the story is Don't touch the poop

This dude serves as a perfect reminder that with lolcows, its observe and report, but NEVER interact.

Imagine being so insufferable that your own parents just decide to leave you so they can live in peace. This dude single-handedly ruined his life all just to troll Cyraxx 🤦🏿‍♂️.

4:53 being that stressed for a pizza , bro go collect cans 😭

"Where's my pizza?" Why would anyone believe promises from a chat full of trolls?

Cyraxx: "I'm totally fine! Just a scratch"/ "I'm still standing!"
* refuses emergency medical care/ambulance
* refuses to go to urgent care
* refuses to see a doctor

Also Cyraxx: "I have permanent nerve damage because of you!"

I mean he ruined his own life. He didnt even get in trouble for fighting cyraxx. He got arrested for threatening his parents with a knife or something like that lol

Before Alex came along, I didn’t think anyone could rival Cyraxx in sheer stupidity. But here we are.

"I'm not trying to start nothing." Yeah, by walking up to that household with a phone clearly recording in your hand. He certainly has got that same goblin self-awareness in spades.

Cobes dies, but Cyraxx, Wings, Boogie, Tim Dooley, and Alex get to keep stealing our oxygen?

This world has lost its mind.

This guy on the side of a road yelling at his phone about nobody getting him a pizza is the most man child thing I've ever seen.

LowT went out there trying to become the next MBM but ended up being the next Cyraxx.

The clip of the cop trying to walk away while LowT continues to ramble on, is so good

As a broke boy it's incredible to me people born into easy living and wealth just throw away all the potential for the dumbest shit ever

#1 rule of covering lolcows is don't touch the poo. Alex failed to heed this warning and this is what happened.

He says he wouldn't call the cops on a diaper sniper because he's not a snitch, yet he called them on his mother 😂.. could someone be a bigger loser!?