"Here's an oldie but a goody, half the family dying, the other half pregnant."  Best line ever from Henry Blake.

Klinger: "Dear Son"
Col. Blake: "You obviously haven't sent her a recent picture!!"
ABSOLUTELY SOLID GOLD!!!!

"Dear Son."

"Obviously, you haven't sent her a recent picture."

The irony is that Jamie Farr was actually in the army. Alan Alda was too. Although it was way after the war, both actually served in Korea. Farr was very proud of his military service and wore his actual dog tags throughout the course of the show.

M.A.S.H. was owned by Fox Entertainment, Fox was recently bought out by Disney, that makes Klinger a Disney Princess!  :D

"Half of the family dying, other half pregnant." My favourite line from the show. ♥

"Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?" "Yes sir. I don't deserve to be in the army." Love it!

I wish Henry had stayed for at least two more seasons his character had so many more storylines in him.

“I hate to bother you in the middle of a war...”

That line cracks me up every time.

The way the Klinger family endures is inspiring. All that tragedy in such a short time.

"Uh.., Klinger, the Rifle makes me nervous, actually, the purse does too."


Klassic Klinger

I love how Henry knows exactly where to reach for Klinger’s special folder of family letters!

The writers back in those days were brilliant. Way better than the shit on tv these days.

Klinger has cried "Wolf" so many times, if he were to get an actual letter of a parent dying, no one would believe it.

Don't forge the final episode when everyone was telling what they were going to do and Klinger said, "I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm staying in Korea!"

I still love M*A*S*H .... one of the best shows on network TV when I was growing up.

"Fortunately for us he's in a coma" This whole scene is GOLD okay I've watched it 100x in 2 days and I'm cracking up still!

Gotta give Klinger an “A” for effort

"I don't deserve to be in the Army" is arguably the best excuse to beat the draft!

I love how he keeps looking up at Blake with big sad eyes to see how he's reacting.