Lions can't make a fist, so I'd win by default.

"You can't fight a goose" mfers realizing you can punt a bird easier than you can punt a ball

6:21 Breking News! Men and Lions form an alliance to fight the geese. More at 11.

6:05 as someone who owns geese, I’m quite confident in my ability to fight 4 at once, as I have done it before.

Lions don't have fists, EZ CLAP

HOLY THAT ROOF IS A MASTERPIECE 16:50

Realistically I know I can fight and beat a goose...but the raw confidence that they have alongside their willingness to fight despite their size and stature is intimidating. Sure they're half my height, weigh less than two jugs of milk with hollow bones and a very exposed neck...but they rarely fly alone.

16:55 a post about women not understanding, followed by a comment about how she doesn't understand. 10/10 relatable meme

Cash is definitely the best present.  They can use it for whatever they need, no questions asked.  Like, "Aww, thanks for the thing!" (I hope I have enough gas in the tank to return it.)

You cannot have my Salt n Vinegar chips.  I will fight you for them.  lol

I don't know why, but the surplus amount of post it notes makes my brain happy

12:15 "my wife's boyfriend". I think the wife was not invited to the pizza party

20:45
"My smelly wife" has me dying.

After raising, taking care of, and fighting about 10 Geese I can confirm that me and most men if careful can indeed fight 20 Geese with our hands

To be fair recently there was a fairly skinny hiker who reportedly smashed a mountain lion with his bare hands like a total badass

There was a actual guy in I believe Africa that killed a lion barehanded to protect his family so yea some guys out there truly want that smoke lol

When she said "You cannot fight a Goose", I immediately felt a strong desire to fight with a goose.

While not lions, but I know for a fact there are guys who fought bears and lived, one dude in particular that I remember was quite scrawny looking and didn't get hurt much. Hell, here in Russia in older times there used to be a bear fighting tradition where you were supposed to get a bear to get stuck on a bough when it tries to intimidate you by standing up, and then stab it into heart with a knife.

There was also a story about a woman who managed to fight off a bear that was mauling her, i think she lost a lot of her face tho, she even wrote a book about it, which is quite easy to find on google.

As for lions themselves, not sure if they're more or less dangerous than bears, but they're still predators, and predators are much easier to fight off than herbivores (and probably easier even when compared to other people), as they will disengage if the prey is not worth it, lions also have this weird brain glitch that makes them afraid of chairs, one could try to abuse it by imitating what lion trainers do with them, but with just one's hands or better yet sticks or branches or any other long objects one could find.

What I'm saying is, while 8% of men think they could beat a lion in a fist fight, in reality the number of not just men, but just people in general who actually could is probably higher.
Also lions are not hunters, so that's another disadvantage for them, lionesses on the other hand would be more of a threat.

(also I wrote it only because I'm procrastinating)

26:41 No I’m pretty sure that kid cheated, especially with a sudden jump in his ability. The hardest work he’s done that semester was figuring out how to do it. The teacher is definitely an idiot for letting tests be done outside their supervision but that kid ain’t a anime protagonist.

Nah that 6ft in the men's room thing had always been an unspoken rule of ours