This game really makes you FEEL like you need a Microsoft account to play a singleplayer campaign

Master chief in halo? That’s where I draw the line

"my first name is remaster chief" is an underrated masterpiece of a line

This is like using AI to make your High School picture 4k because you’ve let yourself go.

If the covenant believe dying sends you back to the original Halo… then hold me baby.

The saddest part is where they turned Sergeant Johnson into a smirking self aware Marvel character.

Can't believe Halo Studios finally made a Halo and they didn't even make it.

They called themselves halo studios so it would be even funnier when they couldn't make a halo game

In Halo 2, Master Chief went with "boo!" because he had no weapons after being teleported.
In this game - he says "boo!" because REMEMBER WHEN HE SAID THAT, GUYS?

I've heard a lot of people call the prequel missions boring or bad but Dunkey describing them as "deleted scenes in a movie" takes the cake

I understand how elderly couples see each other now. After 25yrs, OG Hale:CE is as beautiful as she ever was and nothing can replace her.

I hate how Johnson constantly breaks the 4th wall. It’s literally “look at me, I’m the NEW Johnson in the NEW Halo, remember when I said this:”

Changing the sniper rifle sound effect is how you know the devs never played the original.

Old Halo had colors. New Halo has color.

"this part looks amazing, just don't look too close" Describes Halo Campaign Evolved Perfectly.

This game really makes you FEEL like society is creatively bankrupt and nothing will ever get better.

The cutscene where they all line up and hit their default poses as the prophet introduces them is so goofy

I’m glad he instantly brought up the color schemes of the remake. It’s impossible to see the enemies now everything just blends together

Writers so bad they made sergeant johnson cringe

They remastered halo twice because they had AMNESIA