The Drinker Fixes... The Hobbit Trilogy
The Critical Drinker
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I asked my subscribers what movie they'd like me to fix next, and this was the clear winner - the ill-fated prequels to The Lord of the Rings. Join me as I try to fix Peter Jackson's The Hobbit Trilogy.
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@Jesiden74LoveYouAllAlwaysAmen 4 months ago
The only movie adaptation, where it's quicker to just read the book.
@RobbyBurney 4 months ago
THERE IS A FAN EDIT of the Hobbit movie called "The Book Edit" which fixes almost everything and condenses it into four very-decent hours of movie. Especially does Thorin justice
@riatorex8722 4 months ago (edited)
"I feel thin, sort of... stretched. Like butter spread over too much bread." -Bilbo when he found out about the Hobbit trilogy
@RohanSpartin 4 months ago
As long as it keeps the Misty Mountain song from the first movie, I'm down for it. That song was beautiful.
@toeray5864 4 months ago
The best parts were the Riddles in the Dark and Bilbo and Smaug jawing at each other. Of course these parts were lifted verbatim from the book. I feel like there's a lesson here.
@berengerdietiker22 4 months ago
Whether it's his fault or not, Peter Jackson's The Hobbit trilogy is a violation of Chekhov's gun: "Remove everything that has no relevance to the story."
@NostalgicGamerRickOShay 4 months ago
You can't really blame the singing for making The Hobbit movies really long because the singing was actually part of the original book.
@5persondude 4 months ago
I remember how jarring it was for the 2nd movie to end with Smaug escaping the mountain, then dying in the first like 10 minutes of the 3rd movie.
@DBarbour502 4 months ago
@10:49, Gandalf makes infrequent returns to the Shire, as proven by Frodo and Sam knowing about him and his firerworks.
@chucksenhowzen9740 4 months ago
Step 1: Make the Hobbit a 2 part series
Step 2: Get rid of the green screen so Ian McKellan can work off the actors
Step 3:
Step 4: profit
Step 2: Get rid of the green screen so Ian McKellan can work off the actors
Step 3:
Step 4: profit
@fullyproblematic 4 months ago
The year 2037: The Drinker Fixes... The Odyssey (2026)
Ramp up the liquor production, boys! Get the booze supertankers built! The Drinker's gonna need it!
Ramp up the liquor production, boys! Get the booze supertankers built! The Drinker's gonna need it!
@Ghostmaker2666 4 months ago
Cinema peaked with LOTR. It came up on my Netflix feed Friday night so that was that. I still overtalk so many lines. My dog loves it.
@zizoumonk10 4 months ago
Had they cast Peter Dinklage as all the dwarves there would have been no issues
@firenze6478 4 months ago
Honestly bilbo watching the elves, and figuring out to get them drunk and planning the barrel escape was way more fitting.
No orc attack necessary
No orc attack necessary
The Drinker Fixes... The Hobbit Trilogy
The Critical Drinker
595,959 views
I asked my subscribers what movie they'd like me to fix next, and this was the clear winner - the ill-fated prequels to The Lord of the Rings. Join me as I try to fix Peter Jackson's The Hobbit Trilogy.