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The thing is, Jurassic Park was a novel in the first place and Michael Crichton spent years on researching the subjects so the story holds up. He also co-wrote the screenplay of the movie. That's why it's so good

Insurance companies that insured the Jurassic World park:

“NAAAHH, it’ll be fine!”

As a PhD student in quantitative genetics, I can confirm that Drinker knows more about Genetics than the script writers of Jurassic World.

The Indominus Rex is a perfect allegory for the film. They wanted more bite, more action, more shock and awe but it blew up in their face.

I have human DNA so I can immediately speak and understand any human language I've never heard before.

I think they had Chris Pratt riding a motorcycle with Raptors and reverse engineered the script around that.

T-Rex: I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a raptor.
Raptor: How about side by side with a friend?
T-Rex: Aye, I can do that.

Using Ian Malcolm from the first movie to give concise and deep criticism of the newest movie is true genius.

The line "dinosaurs are dieing and no one cares!!!" Literally illicted groans from the audience. The ending is easily one of the worst ever.

“He gets his haircut once a year … in a fucking vending machine.” 💀

Just say it out loud: The original novel was written by an M.D. who toyed with scientific ideas in his spare time.
This movie was written by career screenwriters who were ordered to make it, and are just glad to be working.

Just when you thought movies couldn't get any dumber, life finds a way.

"Isn't the whole point of Jurasic World that people can get a chance to see and experience animals that walked the Earth millions of years ago? Why would they want to see some horrifying mutated crossbreed that never actually existed?"
I sense a metaphor about reboots of classic movies.

They were so preoccupied with whether they could make a sequel, that they didn't stop to consider whether they should

Claire's whole character arc was basically her hairstyles.

17:39 The fact that this quote from the original Jurassic Park movie can be used to describe the mindset of the Jurassic World trilogy is mind-boggling. Using the the original to criticize the new is brilliant.

They went from a T-Rex shaking the ground with every heavy step, to a "Super T-Rex" charging directly toward someone without being noticed. Maybe they added ninja DNA to the cocktail...

If I tried to ride a motorcycle through a jungle I'd immediately collide with a tree root.

The big story problem that I have with this film is: this park was functioning for years, with no major issues, and NOW everyone makes stupid decisions that ruin everything.