"If I prayed for strength, I'd also need bail money."  Fucking bar  XD

In 2020, nearly every death certificate listed COVID19 as cause of death.  It didn't take hospitals and health departments long to realize that they were getting $$$ for every death attributed to the pandemic and that no one was verifying the actual COD. People try to claim it didn't happen, but there were several cases where families actually called them out on it.

Boss the type of guy to hear that his son wants to kill someone and tell him not to use a tool from his forge so they can't trace it back to boss directly

Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) are a group of 13 inherited connective tissue disorders characterized by joint hypermobility, skin hyperextensibility (stretchy skin), and tissue fragility.

Cystic fibrosis (CF) is an inherited, chronic disease caused by a defective gene (CFTR) that produces thick, sticky mucus, clogging the lungs and obstructing the pancreas.

Torticollis, or "wryneck," is a common condition causing the head to tilt or twist, often due to tight neck muscles (sternocleidomastoid muscle).

Hypospadias is a common congenital birth defect where the urethral opening is on the underside of the penis rather than the tip.

Progeria, or Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome (HGPS), is an ultra-rare, fatal genetic condition causing rapid, premature aging in children.

All very NOT NICE things to have to deal with, hope it helps.

30:01 we were so close to making an entire episode without Toby being traumatized

apparently Jodie is the name given to the men who sleep with a soldier's (or inmate's) wife/girlfriend while they're away

Saying that something was used for something heavenly when in the context of someone being sent to heaven is some god tier foreshadowing.

Quasimodo predicted this.

1:46 Kyle is an certified winner of a Darwin Award

Damascus is basically a bland of two different metals that when etched shows a beautiful pattern

In 2020, a LOT of people who died were listed as dying from Covid, even if they died of other causes.

To make COVID look more dangerous then it really was they listed COVID as cause of death.

Death by snu-snu - covid
Car wreak - covid
Self deletion - covid
Fal down the stairs - covid

21:12 that face says it all 😂😂😂

The only one I can explain of those ailments listed is Torticollis. It's when younhave tight contracted muscles on one  side of the neck, pulling your head to face the opposite direction

Deus vult

8:59  you scared the living shit out of me my whole phone vibrated

Damascus steel is believed to come from Damascus city. It's a composite, meaning at least two of its components are not melded to the molecular level. It usually looks like striped steel, but can be composed of other materials.

Breathe, Breathe, Toby Breathe don't cough up a lung

22:53 I was waiting for that, LOL

the first one actually got a follow up, the guy survived luckily

The bit about John's dad's death... he DIED in 2020 ...then they listed damned near EVERY death as "COVID" for the reason