“Don’t ever buy soda.”

“YOU DENY YOUR PANCREAS ITS TRUE PURPOSE.”

I have a core memory from trash talking back in Halo 3.

In the pre-lobby for multi-team duos, some guy loaded in and immediately started being obnoxious. He locked in on my gamertag and said, "Tin Bagel? What the fuck is a Tin Bagel? Sounds like it would break your teeth." My buddy and I absolutely dominated the game and in the post-lobby I said "Looks like a broke your teeth, bitch." And the lobby errupted in laughter.

I remember it all the time, feelsgoodman.

Badger: "I'm 32"
Alana: 'HES OLD"
Me: try not to cry  cry a lot cause I'm 34

I agree after Black Ops 2 it wasn’t the same magic, there was some magic in Black Ops 3 but it’s just…the magic is long gone…like with Halo.

As a child, while cleaning up after the dinner my mother made, I had the genius idea to cooldown the pan with oil in it with an ice cube so I could finish up without waiting for it to cooldown on it's own. This pan with a layer of oil for pan fried chicken boiled up at least two feet high and left the ceiling above the pan and the entire floor greasy as hell. Thankfully nothing caught fire, just cooking oil EVERYWHERE.

I didn't know they had the VOIP hostage taking feature. That's actually amazing. Props to the devs on that one.

Even worse than sbmm, Activision has a patent that uses your mic and camera to analyze your facial expression to tweak the matchmaking, also the good players in a lobby get their damage nerfed, bullets and nades blocked by invisible objects. for the curious primepete did a video on skill-based damage that explains in details the shady things happening in the game.

Skill based matchmaking is a weird way to phrase "if you win twice against literal bots, you will spend the next 6 hours playing benevolent gods that hate you specifically."

50:59 Alana gonna lose her mind when she hears about the Bloody Eagle. 😂

KOSDFF and badger make this game look so fun. Badger with the commentary and KOSDFF with the hostage trolling where he takes them to the couch and gives them “backshots” are too good

The funny thing with the Cod community is that they sweat their nuts off, but the second you tell them to go play ranked. They sweat and shake nervously, cuz the idea of having to face off against players of similar skill scares them.

God I remember playing Insurgency Sandstorm recently, and two guys were going at it over mic's in the VC. It was hilarious.

Whatever happened to that in COD... oh wait.

VC has been killed by overhead regulation and the need to "hunt down toxicity" (read: thirst for power and control over everyone's speech and thoughts, so that people feel alienated from one another and never join forces against powers that be). I wouldn't be surprised if people in the clips in Badger's video were just sitting on their own Discord, because they're not gonna get banned from the $70 game by saying a no-no word over there especially considering the list of no-nos is becoming absurd. Remember how they went after a person at their event using an OK hand sign? Because they fell for a goddamn 4chan meme?
I never speak to others in games like this specifically because I don't want to get banned and I'm turbo-crass. You could probably light a match on the way I speak, I'm that crass, so the risk of being banned is real as fuck.

I got my family on Discord.  Dad said it was one of the best things ever because we don't need Facebook anymore, it's just our family.

Great reaction Alana, also 34:50 has to be one of the funniest bits they've done

Grouce was so quick with it 😂

Always love to hear Pa-Paya in the intro 😊

BRO the chatter in Alana's chat at 3:23 that said: "Reading is just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating" is SO REAL 😂

Based Alana, 2 was the best, everything after is crap. Tried playing BO6, full of cheaters, truly a classic. Call of Cheater 6.

Fun fact: the two street names in Nuketown, Trinity Avenue: named after the first Nuclear device ever detonated. Then there's Latchkey Road: named after Operation Latchkey which was a series of Nuclear tests performed in the U.S in the 1950s which just so happens to be where the original Map Nuketown took place.

Alana: "It's a Blizzard-Activision game"
You mean a Microsoft game... It's theirs now :(