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Steven Seagal Choke Hold Diorama

Bobby Fingers

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20 Comments

@irontobias 3 years ago

I've had the pleasure of drinking the seagal energy drink around 07 when they were sitting in clearance at wholesalers... To this day I catch myself claiming simultaneous Asian and Native American heritage in casual conversation

@nuggman4896 3 years ago (edited)

amazing how this man has so deftly filled the niche of “scale models of iconic embarrassing moments in the lives of famous monsters”

@teddy1066 3 years ago

Steven Seagal is the kind of guy who wakes his whole family up to let them know he’s going to bed.

@Csp499 1 year ago

"I tried Zbrush once and I still wake up screaming"
I tried going to school for digital art out of high school, and we had a digital sculpting class where we used Zbrush. The software at the time was so infurating to use it gave me the mental breakdown that prompted me to drop out and join the Coast Guard. Scraping Neptune's spunk out of a buoy's whistle tube in the middle of a rolling sea was genuinely preferable to sculpting in Zbrush.

@gingahbeef2604 3 years ago

Who else is here because Robert Evans just plugged this magnificent video on the most recent BTB on Vince McMahon? I'm so glad he did! The hypnotizing dulcet tones of the narration, the perfect execution of the humor, and the magnificent sculptures are all just.. 😙👌chef's kiss!

@JesseRay89 3 years ago

Please do Dana Carvey doing a minutes silence when 9/11 happened while dressed up as a turtle during the filming of Master of Disguise

@erikdoer 3 years ago

Pixellating a face in 3D is a perfect example of why I subscribe

@notavirus_probably 1 month ago

23:26 I know this is 3 years old at this point, but an OC cover of Samson in a Bobby Fingers video is somehow the wildest thing I've seen in 2026

@deek791 1 month ago

Omg! I found fingers yesterday and have been binge watching since. This is comedy gold tempered with random experience filling a niche no one asked for but we all needed. 😂

@MaxPayne665 2 years ago

It's so fucking funny to say "and then i painted them" snap, then nothing happens and the camera just liners for a second. I love it

@NorthoftheBorder 3 years ago

Having had the pleasure of meeting Gene LeBell at a convention years ago, I feel confident saying that I have no idea if he would've liked or disliked this or even had an opinion on it. Anyways, I think this is an incredible tribute to the glory days of Hollywood trailers and paw patrol tire tracks.

@bradcraig6676 3 years ago

Happy to see your first video was neither a fluke nor a one-off. This is astounding, poignant, and hilarious. Masterful build and masterful video, sir.

@OneMightyFinger 3 years ago

"I tried Z-Brush once... and I still wake up screaming"
LOL It doesn't matter how many months apart these videos are. They are pure gold from beginning to end.

@siyypmskkrm1 1 year ago

Lol, the cutaway to the drywall guy singing WAP killed me.

@Fett-ish 2 years ago

The tabs you have open at 15:30 are killing me, ferret bereavement, ferret based counseling, ferret coffins, do ferrets feel pain and stoats for sale. Also, the stuntman's name is apparently Connor, first or last, I've no idea.

@PTSD_Enjoyer 3 years ago

the shot of the fly crawling into the clay eyeball made me profoundly uncomfortable

i'm glad to have been here for the first video, and to continue being here to see this channel grow further with these incredibly niche sculpts. absolutely astounding start, and astounding art.

@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 3 years ago (edited)

You know Steven Seagal is everywhere in Eastern Europe, he is invited to events and openings not because Seagal is so popular but because he is the cheapest Hollywood action star you can get.

@the_real_Kurt_Yarish 3 years ago

Quiet possibly the world's first clinically-insane model-making YouTuber.

@ichigood9442 1 month ago (edited)

i read somewhere that seagal's ponytail is actually a stunt one, that they hire it from a stunt hair agency, beneath it, he is as bald as a babies arse and it is in fact the hair that does all the moves not him

@stephenharrisin 3 years ago

Behind the Bastards brought me here!

“Try as he might no one man will ever have enough strength to bend the truth back into shape once it’s been forever twisted into Legend.” Might just be my new favorite quote!