i absolutely love when conservatives say theres a 'liberal bias' to science because usually things conservatives push simply arent true

Fun fact, when the queen was added to chess, there was controversy because "a woman" was the most powerful piece

I love when conservatives call a multi-million private company communist.

remember:
therapy is expensive, but editing conservapedia articles is ✨f r e e✨

On the conservipedia they included "cis" as one of the identities in lgbt 💀

I can vouch for "you wanna do boy things because you're a feminist" actually. You see I'm actually such a feminist that just doing boy things wasn't enough, so I just straight up transitioned into a man.

W.A.P. is actually conservative because it reinforces societal norms that the man is the bread winner and the woman is required to look pretty and provide schmexy times.

This gives me the exact same vibes as the Norwegian Wikipedia parody site named "Ikkepedia". Whose name literally translates to "Not-pedia" and is comprised of people purposefully trying to write the stupidest articles they possibly can.

I actually only allow people to call me temptress, as a way to assert my feminist dominance

As a feminist, nothing makes me happier than a woman wearing an immodest pantsuit

There is actually a man at my sister’s church who is gay and chooses to be celibate to “avoid sin” and its always made me so sad :/ i wish i could go back and talk to him

for some reason, they have It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone on the best conservative songs list for being an analogy for being anti abortion. i am almost positive that the song made about  Five Nights At Freddy's 2 isnt about being anti abortion.

conservatives: i'd accept these gay and trans people if they didn't make it their entire identity!!!!
also conservatives:

As a trans person, I can confirm that we intend to be actively deceitful about our agenda. We will lie to you.

"Smear the queer" was a homophobically named playground game similar to tag, as far as I recall.  I think "smear" meant you were supposed to tackle the person.  I'm 34, and I remember some kids playing it when I was maybe 10.  I feel like I shouldn't have even brought it up again even to explain it.  Pretty disgusting that it was a kids game and that this guy referenced it as something he wanted to happen.

I love how they say every lgbt+ has an "agenda," like beyond the basic, "we exist and want to be accepted," and they act like we're here to overthrow society.

Like, I wanna overthrow society, but not because I'm enbi

I was laughing my ass off at calling Vroom Vroom a conservative song just because of the fact that Charli XCX is one of the most mainstream hyperpop/pc music artists, a genre largely created and influenced by queer people. But I’m laughing even harder now cause I pulled up the song’s page on genius to try and figure out what the fuck they are talking about and the song is literally produced by SOPHIE, a trans woman. I’m dying holy shit, the irony

An online encyclopedia should not have a page about when they were "right". An encyclopedia is supposed to be true by default, mistakes are the exception. They're kind of dunking on themselves by commemorating each time they were "right", especially when they clearly weren't and are blatantly lying.

The lets go brandon thing feels like it exists in this weird bubble. They're convinced they're upsetting people, but it's just.. wtf is going on.

1:09 its giving me "10 people died in the bronx last night due to a fire that killed 10 people in the bronx last night during a fire" vibes