“Criminals can’t read”
                 
    - Benjamin Katz

“You’re looking at a bystander here”
“I could’ve told you that”
Hahaha

I could watch an entire series with Steven Wright talking to himself.

Back in '97, when this show was first on Dutch TV, my 17-yo self wasn't aware that his "patients" were in fact comedians doing a routine. I liked it nonetheless, it marked the sad end of the weekend for me in the funniest way possible.

'Criminals can't read'

"and possibly as few as none, were fired." lmao

"I'm in the waiting room of a psychiatrist, and I'm thinking 'act like nothing's wrong.'"

amazing to have kevin meaney whose character is so big and animated and expressive and steven wright is the absolute opposite, dour, deadpan, monotone, minimal movements.

My taste for bologna hasn't really peaked at this hour.

"You gotta stop explaining the joke. When you do that, life's not worth living." Possibly the most profound thing ever said in SquiggleVision.

"new plan new plan" 😆 and  "i'm sweating internally"

"Do you have intrusive thoughts?" "That's impossible."

Always loved the chilled out comedy vibe and unique animation style of the show.

This episode is why, when my kids are doing schoolwork, I say you’re not reading nothin are ya?

“No more than three shots, and possibly as few as none” 😂

“You’re looking at a bystander right here”

“I could’ve told you that”

The replay value of this show is phenomenal.

It's not so much as i lied it's that they printed the lie

Dr. Katz is the greatest sleeping playlist I've ever found and used for years. Beautiful. I sleep in shifts.

you know what, im gonna skip dessert

you already had dessert ben

well ok ill have some