“Then how come you can’t come to work?”
“BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET MY WATCH FIXED!”
“How long does that take?”
“ALL DAY!”
“Oh, you’re fixing it yourself...”

I love the double-layered joke of Dr. Katz getting nervous when his patients curse because it will upset the network censors.

'I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes' is probably one of my favorite lines of this show

this was funny 20 years ago and it's funny now

This is my comfort show...

I feel like by my 5th episode featuring Ray Romano, that I know more about his family than I do my own.

never thought i could find a middle aged man character to be so damned adorable lmao

Laura is so funny. They all try to play it as straight as possible, but I think she does it best.

Ben: How come you aren't coming to work?
Laura: I have a few errands to do. I have to get my watch fixed.
Ben: Ooo, uh 'womens problems'

i’m calling my boss tomo x saying i can’t come in bc i hafta get my watch fixed....wish me luck guys!! 🤞🏾 🍀

"Can I pinch you?"
"If you want a lawsuit"

"Better like this? Better like this?"

” Heyheyheyyyy that’s Fat Tony x that’s Jimmy the weasel... he’s pissin me awf..”

LMAOOO

I love when dr katz asked ben to come in and help but started to realize ben is far too stupid to even answer a phone...it would have funny going from one assistant that refuses to do a satisfactory job to another that is simply incapable of doing so

i cant drink this crap, it just tastes like yak piss to me

His singing voice is so calming hehe

I jump over to this show at least once a day. I need all the laughs I can get.

"I love to kid around about titles" 😆

I never knew Ray Romano was so funny. He's so boss on this show.

I like about this show no ads LOL 😆