Failed Assassinations — History Hijinks
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If videogames have taught me anything, it's that an assassin can solve a lot of problems. But sometimes plans fall apart, and sometimes it's for the absolute DUMBEST reasons.
SOURCES & Further Reading: "A History of Venice" by Norwich, "Rebellion" by Ackroyd, "The Poison King" by Mayor
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"Well, we need to think up of something steward because the Romans are coming and I dont want to be alive to see it."
Steward
"Here my lord, I have prepared a vial of cyanide"
Mithridates chugs the whole thing
"Yes, thank you steward I was feeling rather parched but let us not get distracted, I need to find a way to end my life"
some old lady minding her own business: im boutta end this man's whole career
Mithrades, while downing 8 shots of cobra venom
"Tragic"
Mithridates: "I'm a genius!"
Fails to kill himself with poison
Mithridates: "Oh no!"
When you can relate closely to people from the 1600s
-Blue 2020, about to be demonetized
Mithridates: Thanks man, that really added to the flavor.
Mithridates: "Mildly sweet, yet with a piquant finish...The foxglove crop was quite splendidly sweet last year, so I presume you saved this poisoned wine for me for two whole years: it's actually a bit of an honor...have you any more of these splendid bottles?"
Jeez doesn’t that just sum up history in a sentence
Guy Fawkes holding a lantern next to a giant pile of gunpowder barrels: A smoothie?
-an chaotic neutral artificer’s look on diplomacy
A knife, sword, bow, rock, or literally any weapon that isn’t poison
Mithridates: “- it scares me.”
Mithridates: Guys I have this idea for a drinking game-
Makes me think of this Tumblr Post
"Its 2013 why can't i delete friends in real life"
-"Ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder"
I dunno man, Signora Rossi got a sweet apartment deal out of it
Failed Assassinations — History Hijinks
Overly Sarcastic Productions
1,653,512 views
If videogames have taught me anything, it's that an assassin can solve a lot of problems. But sometimes plans fall apart, and sometimes it's for the absolute DUMBEST reasons.
SOURCES & Further Reading: "A History of Venice" by Norwich, "Rebellion" by Ackroyd, "The Poison King" by Mayor
This video was edited by Sophia Ricciardi AKA "Indigo". https://www.sophiakricci.com/
Our content is intended for teenage audiences and up.
PATREON: Patreon: OSP
MERCH LINKS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/OSPY...
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Blue, 2020