Petition for Joe to water his houseplants: like this comment to sign.
I own over 50 house plants- many of which are Pothos.. and I know how long you need to go without watering one, for it to look like the one hanging on the wall in Frankies camera shot. Poor thing lookin like Spongebob when he first visited Sandys dome.

You boys are more than welcome to make these two hours long instead of just one. Please and thank you. BOW!!!

I love how Frankie thinks that animal testing is putting lipstick on a monkey

“Farts, like snowflakes and fingerprints... cannot be replicated.”

- Joe Santagato 2021-2022

As soon as Joe said "i thought it was a bird or something" i knew Frankie was gonna say some wild shit about birds.  Honestly surprised it was only thinking condors are extinct when they are endangered and not something about ostriches and condors being the same thing and living in new York

Did Joe really just call a fart "brown noise"...??? lmao

Frankie's definition of dna was so wrong that as a bio major I forgot what dna stood for

Frankie: I'm not a farter

Also Frankie: I'm gonna shoot some farting videos

Get yourself a husband that gets as excited about you as Frank does about tea! 😂😂

I thought Frankie said he didn't find farts funny in a previous episode. He had like a whole schpeel about farts not being funny and how they upset him... What the hell Frankie!?

Tell me you grew up in the city without telling me, Joe went first with "I'm scared of squirrels"😂😂😂

When Joe talks in a heavy NY accent >>>>

I've now started calling things electric because of how often they say it

Also I can't believe I just listened to two grown men argue for beastiality

A squirrel ran up my grandpas pantleg when we were camping....never seen a 75yr old man move so fast.

As someone who is interested/actively involved with wildlife, condors are not extinct xD endangered, sure, but not extinct. Much love from the California Condors and someone who studies them ✌️

The basement yard is the only thing keeping me going

The sheer happiness on Frankie’s face when he was explaining tea!!!

I use these as background noise while I’m taking a shower so I’m entertained. Lol

Joe: exists
Frankie: why are u so racist Joe!?

12:57 I know this is 3 years old but that’s type of shit freaks me out. My friends were driving together on the highway (100km/hr) one time and her hood lach failed, the hood flew up and smashed in the windshield. She immediately pulled over, both of them covered in glass and a bunch of tiny cuts. They were so stunned cause they genuinely couldn’t comprehend what just happened. It was so random and they couldn’t have even prevented it cause the recall for her car came out afterwards.