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Nothing Ever Happens: The Game

KamSandwich

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Video Chapters:
0:00 What Is Happening Here?
6:45 The Country Acquisition Phase!
33:10 A Word From Our Sponsor
34:31 Things Get Silly
56:16 God Bless America
1:16:58 Pick Up The Phone
1:49:33 Nothing News
2:10:12 Quick Gambling Break
2:13:07 Nothing Ever Happens
2:31:53 Unless???
2:45:07 Epilogue

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Audio Credits:
Closing Song: Everybody Votes Channel - Wii Menu
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La Marseillaise - Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
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20 Comments

@kamsandwich Creator 3 months ago (edited) Pinned

Shoutout to Poland for helping me keep my sanity throughout the adventure. Humans weren't made to endure this much Nothing all at once.

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@Mittwochsberliner 3 months ago

"Nothing is happening at an absurd rate" - KamSandwich

@Hyziant 3 months ago

Role playing the concept of buying countries for billions of dollars turns out to be far more interesting than the game itself

@Misves 3 months ago

The only thing this game is good for is showing how millions are worth literally nothing when you operate on billions-to-trillions scale

@NoDream424 3 months ago

Considering the painfully slow rate of the game, making it a browser-based background game would be a better idea than actually playing it

@MarsAnonymous 3 months ago

The game ChatGPT "thinks" is playing sounds way more interesting than the actual game.

@ThatIsAName 3 months ago

This is the weirdest Hearts of Iron 4 playthrough I have ever watched.

@Yerology 3 months ago

As some random guy that lives in America, I’m grateful to have contributed to the economical devastation of 2 separate corporations

@Seydaschu 3 months ago

So my unprofessional investing advice: if you have $2.5 trillion, ... retire. You can buy a lot of ramen noodles with much.

@theintelligentork7470 3 months ago

I love a lot of this is the artificial intelligence of ChatGPT vs the natural stupidity of chat

@eepy7764 3 months ago

It still astounds me that the creators must have thought that Millions, Billions, and Trillions had the same exchange rate as Copper, Silver, and Gold in D&D

@FourOf92000 3 months ago

Kam rebuilt the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and didn't even notice

@7786777777777777 3 months ago

I love how the only way to get anything to happen in this game is by multiple different players making the stupidest possible decisions.

@eliasstenbak5689 3 months ago

I left the stream during the first hour and l came back 6 hours later and I missed almost nothing

@user-qz5yl7wv8c 3 months ago

The America debt thing isn’t a bug, it’s just lore accuracy.

@DuskoftheTwilight 3 months ago

The bot really looked at that deal, said "I gotta be missing something here, this is way too good." and what they were missing is that chat forgot about the cash portion of their initial purchase 😂

@ZKP314 3 months ago

So basically, the players are

• Kam

• Enron

• Chat GPT

• Twitch Plays Pokemon

@JPEG_cat 3 months ago

Everything that happened:
Chatanooga went into debt over getting USA from F.A.T.A.L. Then Winron had no choice but to follow them off the cliff, and their debts increased in interest until a debt call killed them both. Then the survivors cut a deal and shared the win.