The guy lifting the weights felt like the workout version of "if I turn the oven up to 3000 I can cook it in 10 seconds"

"are you real?" "i try to be" literally went so fucking hard that guy is my hero

“Are you real?” “I try to be”  I’m convinced that guy has lived a thousand lives.

Me finding out they’re pregnant by cody going “… she is by the way” is the most cody way for me to find out I think

i love the guy spittin philosophy about how people are preoccupied with their own lives in the mall. he was unironically great

The dude that bounces his skull off of the Walk of Fame but then still gets up to finish the TikTok has me dying. These people are so desperate that, even when concussed, they are 1000% committed to doing anything that they think will get them any attention at all. It would be admirable if it weren't so sad...

Wow Cody, don't shame the first guy. He's training for when someone gets trapped under a Monster Truck, he can then lift it just enough to get the victim out, a true hero

Cody is the YouTuber the main character watches while eating lunch

You don't understand HOW desperate I am to be in a relationship but I will NEVER be the "single and available" chick in Starbucks 💀

“do not attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence” genuinely changed my outlook on life. this is going to sound so cringe but after seeing that video a while ago i have honestly been a happier person, and just overall less negative. good main character.

What you don't realize is that the first guy is intentionally tearing back muscles to claim insurance at his job. Genius.

“Do not attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence” bro this dude is EFFORTLESSLY one of if not the coolest person I’ve ever heard

All the dad jokes about Cody throughout the years are finally paying off

Cody is such a chad for carrying this pregnancy for Kelsey.

I feel like there is a distinct difference between annoying chatter during a movie and 'experiencing' a movie with a larger audience. I love watching horror movies in a theater because you do get those moments - hearing other people scream, hearing people gasp when there's a small detail in the background (especially for me, if I'm paying attention to the foreground and I heard people gasping and see random arms pointing, I start looking in the background to see what I'm missing). and sometimes, rarely, hearing people boo a character or cheer someone on is fun. but sitting beside someone who just nonstop fucking chatters throughout the whole movie is annoying. if I ever feel the need to say something to the person I am with, I whisper, and I keep it to a minimum

The girl in the Uber was asking what the driver does because she wanted to say "I don't come to your job and interfere", which is ironically exactly what she was doing.

The funny thing is that the second guy’s whole message was that we’re all the main character of our own story and there are no NPCs, so we shouldn’t be so quick to judge each other as more or less important than one another.

Dude was spitting some philosophy on the streets. 'You gotta look deep to find the deep things, if all you ever do in your life is stay at the surface you'll never find anything worth exploring.' Damn. What a quote. I'd love to have a convo with that guy.

Idk if he made some big announcement on social media or something but Cody just casually mentioning that Kelci is pregnant is so hilarious

Congratulations on the pregnancy Cody! You’ll be a great dad