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"hey wilson, bet that guy is a serial killer"

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology - House

Why did we even discuss the physical stats lmfaooo

Vigilante vs rude doctor

“Why dexter vs The bay harbour butcher isn’t even close”

Dex and House awkwardly staring at eachother after the most obvious pieces of evidence gets blatantly ignored by houses peers:

House has shown an almost supernatural ability to read people, often forcing confessions or pulling secrets out of seemingly nowhere. If House suspects someone is lying to him, which he does all the time, he'll do things like run extensive background checks or send his team to break into their home. He's not afraid to go to any lengths if he thinks someone is trying to pull the wool over his eyes.

If some circumstance forces the two men to work together, like Dexter temporarily joining House's team, it's a ticking clock for Dexter. If House senses even a hint of deception in ANYTHING Dexter does, he'll pull on the thread until the entire sweater unravels. Dexter would have to end House to keep his secret, so it would become a situation where both men try to outmaneuver each other; Dexter looking for a moment to capture, and House looking for hard evidence of his suspicions.

And this is where it's not even close. By the time Dexter realizes that House is on to him, House has already set up gambits. House is manipulative, cunning, and fully willing to put himself in danger to solve a mystery. He'll make himself the bait, Dexter will take it, and then House's diagnostic team will step out of a nearby bush. Maybe he'll swallow a GPS device and give Wilson the tracker. Or he'll inject himself with some rare disease, spit in Dexter's face while restrained in the plastic room, and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Dexter only wins if he can stay hidden for long enough, but no one keeps secrets from House that long.

I've watched the video. I'm still unsure what they're versing over. What is the competition? If the question is "who would be a better serial killer?" then obviously the serial killer.

All these House vs. Dexter vids I've come across, I can't help but think they'd be friends, or at least have a mutual respect for each other.

I think we often forget that House fully treated a serial killer and no one knew until the FBI told them what he was

Ok, love both these guys... but what is this video concept lmao

Why Dexter VS Thanos isnt close next

I think the biggest problem for House would be getting proof of Dexter being a murderer or getting people to believe his claim. Its shown often that even when House is right and can prove it, people tend to ignore him. And since he cant take down Dexter himself, House would practically have to drag someone else with him to witness the proof and get Dexter arrested.

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

Do Dexter vs. The Lincoln Lawyer! Thats another one nobody wondered about or ever will!

Dexter:you know im something of a docter myself.

House doesn't diagnose crime.

House and Dexter would be friends i think
Dexter having a code, while house has his own. Dexter would see the nonchalant practice as harmful at first, but seeing house do what he can to inevitably save a life, would garnish some respect. house has also practiced to assisted s****de on the show, which i think would bring their friendship to another level of respect - patients choice to not suffer, not a 'guardian angel' making sure you dont

It has been said before in the series that house only really cares about the puzzle and things medically relevant once he finds out dexter is a psychopath he wouldn't be interested anymore. Only reason i can see for him to try and prove he is a killer is if he believed someone on his team was in danger.