You know it's bad when the top review on steam is literally a dot image of gojo saying "Nah I'd refund"

My favourite part of episode 1 was when Yuji did a Black Flash before he even ate Sukuna's finger.

They really said "Nah, I'd scam" with this one

I loved it when yuji said "domain expansion, jump force!" And jumped everyone with force

As the strongest game, Cursed Clash, fought against The Fraud, “The Gaming Industry,” it began to expand its domain. All other games shrunk back in fear, then Cursed Clash said: “Stand proud, Gaming, you are strong.”

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the scammed one.

4:10
Me (random ass cursed spirit) when yuji pulls 4 black flashes out of his cursed energyless ass (wallahi I'm finished)

I came here for the baseball

edit: No baseball :(

It’s heartwarming to see that these game developers were rushed just as much as MAPPA animators, good work, MAPPA!

This game could have been an email

The only character who never follows up on your combo atacks being Megumi is too in character to be accidental. Truly potential man at his finest.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..."

"HOW THE F*CK DID YOU FOOL ME TEN TIMES IN A ROW?!"

I wish that to emphasize just how quickly Sukuna beat Yuji's ass, they had Sukuna attack BEFORE the round even started and then Yuji dies immediately

“You have unlocked ryomen sukuna” is literally “you can now play as luigi”

Inumaki telling his Kouhai to fucking explode is so genuinely the funniest fucking thing to me. Like, pretty much everything else I can imagine someone surviving (not counting the Curses and Gojo‘s attacks lmao) BUT HE JUST KILLED NOBARA

My favorite part was when Yuji said “This truly has been the Shonnen Jump” ten times in a row.

This game definitely is cursed

The funniest part of all of this, is that if mahito got hit with 4 black flashes at the school, he'd be dead or at the very least, completely destroyed

As someone who has never watched the anime or read the manga, this felt like listening to someone trying to explain Kingdom Hearts.

"Ryomen Sukuna has been unlocked" is the worst thing you can see