Timecodes:
00:00:14 A parents friends kid
00:01:57 The Hobbit 2 coming out late in Aus
00:02:56 Ghost rider vs a helicopter
00:03:30 Amazing spider-man vs the lizard
00:04:44 Freeze in the Arkham games
00:05:18 The Wizard of Oz
00:06:23 Guys with somewhere to be
00:07:54 Weddings
00:08:20 Captain Planet
00:09:32 Car guys
00:10:02 Newspapers and local council
00:11:28 Matt Taylor
00:11:42 ABBA
00:12:30 First interactions with the internet
00:13:29 Crocodiles
00:15:23 John Travolta
00:15:37 Seating at weddings and James’ nemesis
00:19:11 Meccano
00:19:19 Australian TV ads
00:20:04 People who ‘don’t own a TV’
00:21:20 Straight brim hats
00:21:39 Hugs
00:23:16 SNL Hawkeye
00:23:55 Little drummer boy
00:24:44 Inspector Gadget
00:25:52 Canned beer
00:28:09 Sugar cereal
00:28:31 Board games
00:29:23 James Bond
00:29:51 Michael Hutchins
00:31:12 Arkham Knight tank missions
00:33:17 Prague
00:33:23 CGI Yoda
00:34:35 The CGI sniper rifle shot
00:34:55 Star Wars is BIG
00:36:29 Aussies who hate Halloween
00:37:54 Annoying cinema kid
00:38:23 Minions are capitalism
00:38:46 Krampus
00:39:02 Cinema etiquette
00:42:20 Twilight Zoo cinema
00:43:23 Karen Page’s Punisher article
00:43:39 Star Wars Battlefront 2
00:44:10 Coriander
00:45:33 Hanna Barbera cartoons
00:45:44 Wine glasses
00:46:32 Fanatics
00:47:20 Being offended that people are offended
00:48:23 Chewing gum
00:48:47 Ben Hurr budget
00:49:03 Shia LaBeouf
00:49:27 Fosters
00:49:36 PC Christmas
00:50:36 Midnight screenings
00:51:03 Idiot scientists in Prometheus
00:51:55 Twister
00:52:22 Froot Loops
00:52:57 Young James vs the internet
00:53:51 Other dads
54:05 Sony Venom plans
00:57:45 IKEA
00:58:16 GEOSTORM!
01:10:51 Jim Carrey existentialism
01:12:11 Hanna Barbera
01:12:59 Catholicism
01:14:41 Star Wars is ruined parody rant
01:19:09 Movie tropes and keeping fit
01:19:55 Eeyore
01:20:19 Ricky Gervais
01:24:51 Bedtime
01:25:08 Pharmacists
01:25:26 Han no mates
01:26:06 Penny farthings
01:26:26 Other dads
01:27:25 Dead shits in the cinema
01:30:44 The Predator!
01:34:48 Only 90s kids remember
01:35:18 Segways
01:35:31 Jingle all the ways
01:36:07 Open world games
01:37:06 Cryptic movie panels
01:37:45 School is a trap
01:38:09 Applauding audiences
01:38:44 Aussie elections
01:40:03 Claire takes the podcast equipment
01:41:43 Disaster movies
01:42:07 Phones in cinemas
01:42:48 Angel from the Xmen
01:43:11 Mini Coopers
01:43:21 People saying they could podcast
01:43:44 The sky is overrated
01:44:24 Just Jeans
01:44:53 Shaft 2019
01:45:13 NBN internet
01:45:37 Modern gaming
01:46:54 The Royals
01:47:24 Who’s really to blame in don’t fuck with cats
01:48:15 Stolen catchphrases
01:49:14 James the cook
01:50:25 What’s a darkside ability
01:53:01 Blitzwing
01:53:39 Blanking some dude
01:56:26 Unlimited pasta
01:56:52 Useless jobs and school as a trap
02:02:02 Boomer drink orders
02:02:52 Icon teaching software
02:05:02 Upload speeds
02:05:50 Distracting James while Claire’s in labour
02:06:15 Cloning dinosaurs
02:06:44 Wonder Woman in BvS
02:08:21 Jackman’s joke
02:09:35 Slow game world building
02:10:41 Gaming chairs
02:12:25 BBQ guys
02:13:15 The Italian greyhound
02:14:14 Mr Peanut!
02:16:58 Elon Musk
02:18:04 Pollution is James’ fault
02:19:30 Life after death
02:20:28 Master Sunday Movies haircut
02:22:38 Acting happy at work
02:22:53 Nature is musical
02:25:03 Rainbow gelato
02:25:43 Labour in Santa Claus
02:29:42 Incompetent police
02:31:26 Claire owns nature
02:33:37 Magic spoon
02:34:07 Peaking in high school
02:35:12 Ted Cruz
02:35:41 Penny farthings
02:36:04 Aspect ratios
02:36:35 Mr Potato Head
02:37:14 Adam Corolla
02:37:52 The Royals
02:39:35 Failing upwards
02:40:20 Crypto group chats
02:40:44 School resilience officer
02:41:59 On speaker in public
02:42:38 The tooth fairy
02:43:25 The Mask
02:43:58 Aussie COVID response
02:44:40 Spider-man release date
02:45:44 Jared Leto
02:47:05 Radiohead
02:47:39 The Royals
02:48:24 Captain Stacey
02:48:59 Steven Seagal
02:49:28 Ghostbusters
02:50:23 The Avengers game
02:51:40 Mark Zuckerberg
02:52:13 Ghostbusters
02:52:39 The grind mindset
02:52:23 Nandos
02:53:53 COVID
02:56:10 NFTs
02:56:47 Making your own stuff
02:57:46 Comixology
02:57:54 The Razzies
02:58:21 Existing in society
02:59:30 Being forced to work in cities
03:00:18 Elon Musk
03:01:28 Ghostbusters
03:02:34 3D
03:02:43 Steam room talkers
03:04:11 SEO recipes
03:05:23 Martinis
03:05:51 Incels against She Hulk
03:06:45 The Royals
03:11:58 Google Docs
03:12:28 James lives in the future
03:15:10 The Justice Society tactics
03:15:24 Boomer attitudes
03:16:06 Elon Musk
03:20:33 Logan Paul
03:23:13 Grifting news corps
03:24:24 Chronically underwhelmed
03:27:39 Dogs on leads
03:29:10 Suicide Squad game
03:29:20 Mando the idiot
03:29:49 Facebook and NFTs
03:30:19 Being involved
03:30:48 Baby did a bad bad thing
03:31:36 AI replacing writers
03:33:33 Celebrity gin
03:34:23 Nancy Peloci
03:35:10 Ron DeSantis
03:36:53 Blue check mark idiots
03:37:51 The Flash
03:44:13 And just like that
03:46:05 Union negotiation
03:47:49 Student debt
03:48:08 Bad restaurant food
03:49:16 The moon landing
03:50:20 Driving test
03:51:00 Hotdesking
03:51:37 James’ jacket
03:52:18 Brown bear book
03:52:34 Tall women

Nick Mason rant compilation - it's 40 seconds long and it's just that one time he almost considered giving a delivery guy 4 stars because his ice cream was late.

I love that the auto-generated chapters imply that his geostorm rant lasts 3 hours

I genuinely appreciate that Jame’s triggers are things like bullying, discrimination, ignorance, incompetence, and the most offensive, ignorant incompetence

The progression of audio quality is the real character development here.

Maso is so good at egging James on when he starts going.

Hoping for the best for James and Claire as they co-parent. Always loved them together on pods but we don't actually know them so whatever decision was made was what was best for them.

Also, custody of Mason has not been established yet which is a my primary concern.

“I don’t normally snap” 6:53 into a 4 hour video of him snapping 😂

James' frequent awkward (and sometimes hostile) interactions with other men are so damn funny to me.

I have soooo much respect for this creator for putting the episode and time stamp in each clip. You can tell he’s one of us

He actually put the episodes and the time codes And got the clip of Mason mentioning the super cut of the rants. This is the Matrix of rant videos. Podception?

It’s so funny that in this cavalcade of a man hating everything, Claire says that James would only want to go on a walk alone or with Nick Mason. The one guy he looks at and doesn’t think “I hate this”

I fell asleep listening to this and could hear every rant throughout my dream like a soundtrack. It was like rant inception.

I haven't heard one second of this yet but I can already tell this is the best compilation anyone has ever made ever and also the best investment of my time ever.

Never underestimate James. The man has to fight off crocodiles, giant spiders, kangaroos, and one Nick Mason on a literal daily basis.

"Am I wrong? I'm not fucking wrong!" really made me chuckle.

This character arc of James becoming increasingly more anti-capitalist is just the best thing.

God these two were born to do a podcast. Their conversation flows so seamlessly and it never drags like most dudebro podcasts right now.

I love that Claire’s funny form of optimism manifests as taking personal offense whenever someone complains about anything

i don't mean to be hyperbolic, but this compilation might be the best thing to happen in at least a month. not a lot going on in the world to be happy about at the moment, but listening to this deranged australian man go on at length about the mostly benign irritants of everyday adult life like they're personal injustices lobbied at him personally, is just really funny. but also, oddly comforting. thank you for your hard work on this. bravo