Since this is getting popular I should make something clear:

Its possible that most if not all of the players in this lobby are cheating in some way. Holiday and Infernus I can prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. The other players I won't accuse without proof, on principle.

Its impossible to prove from a replay that someone isnt using some kind of cheat.

Even the argument I make about autoparrying on the last frame: There are definitely autoparrys that are this generous. They're just less popular because they suck, and they can get you killed if you try to use them against good players.

What I learned from this documentary:

Being pregnant makes your aim AT LEAST 300% better.
The drawback is that if you are too pregnant like the holiday you have to take breaks mid match.

unlocking crackshot last when you have guaranteed headshots truly is the logic only a cheater could come to

you might be laughing now but in 9 months that seven is going to give birth to the best goddamn deadlock player the world will ever see

Cyrus playing replay mode more than the actual game (this means the patch is coming soon)

Yoshi banning pregnancy next patch for sure

"Activate windows" as a life style.

i think this is what the actual ritual is like from a canon perspective.

Max0r's comment about this game "feeling like a human zoo" grows more profound by the day

European low prio is like CBT except you keep being told its somehow your fault

the way the cheaters play, it’s like they’re playing tarkov and not deadlock, it’s so bizarre

To me, his expression is that of adoration and anticipation. He knows he is being spoiled with blini, and so he waits patiently for the person holding the camera to cut him a little piece. If he was an impatient or selfish cat, he would have gone for the blini straight away. With any animal, that trust is a precious thing. I'm glad we have blini cat. Everyone has a different answer about what he's thinking, but that's what we all love about him. He's our little Mona Lisa with sour cream.

This is so much better than over-edit, stimulation filled videos. The bait and switch with Seven really encapsulates the ease of thoughtless hackusating, and a tad bit perspective.
The cut from steam profile to discord call got me chuckling.
A magnificent video really.

Cyrus, your russian to english translator did a great job live translating the interview and i think you need to have him do more live translations in your videos

almost had an aneurysm at the ant farm part watching doubles go untouched for 12 years.

Pregnant thoughts

"He will steal them as soon as the owner turns their back." A very subtle moment of honesty.

Playing in Europe is a toss up between the nicest German person on earth or the battle of Stalingrad.

I feel I have been culturally enriched by this video, cпасибо. Also I think blini cat is looking to the camera with a calculating love. He wants to eat all the blini, but knows he can't finish it alone. How much will he divide to share? This is the tension of blini cat.

Cyrus is my favourite investigative journalist