"dude this is baby sensory game"
laughs at every single physics interaction
gets them every time

I genuinely respect the developers of this game for doing their best with what they were given. It's clear that they were rather limited on time and resources, so they decided to create a sandbox game that WANTS players to break it in half and fully embraces the jank of unpolished, low-budget games. Which, honestly, is COMPLETELY on-brand for Patrick.

it's called the patrick star game because he programmed it

Ok patrick trying to remove squidwards sunglasses only for there to be an infinite amount of them while squidward lays there waiting for him to give up is a bit fit for the show

9:47
He does infact have a boating license...
Spongebob's parents even talked smack saying "even he has one..."

that nematode line is a fucking oblivion reference what the hell

I saw a millipede the other day. Morally neutral creatures.

I... I actually kinda love this game. I laughed so genuinely for entirety of it being broken. Maybe not for 40 bucks but I'm sure it wasn't devs price tag... Honestly, massive respects for what they did do

I honestly appreciate a game every once in a while that's just like "hey, we made a physics engine. Have fun!"

>Dumpster can contain Patrick
>Find dumpster
>Cover Patrick in dumpster
>fly

Imagine booting up your computer one time and suddenly seeing Patrick.exe on your desktop

I'm honestly shocked I didn't hear a single "my leg!"

how does this game actually, intentionally, channel video game slapstick so well

1:43
- "Get off"
- Laughs
- Starts cranking it

hello! i worked on this game and this video made me laugh from start to end. whether you legitimately enjoyed it or not, I'm glad it made ya'll laugh so much. cheers!

All of the dialogue in this game sounds like Oblivion NPC dialogue put through a SpongeBob Filter

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Nematode hunters or something. Thinking about joining up myself.

I saw a nematode the other day. Horrible creatures.

This video probably serves as better advertising for the game than any official advertising the game probably had

If it wasn't 40 bucks, this would be an absolute banger, it's scuffed as hell, but it's possibly the truest sandbox game I've seen in a while. You can interact with everything you think to, and then some.

Unironically would have loved to have this as a kid just to fart (or burp) around in.