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Linkara has run around the entire world 37 times since you have read this

"I am Linkara, who the heck are you?"

"I am the Amazing Atheist."

"Louis Lovehog" sounds like a better superhero name than Lightbringer.

Whatever Linkara made, is an average Tuesday for Chris-Chan.

“It’s me, the lightbringer “

- Linkara

Linkara: "...And so I pulled out my poorly explained magic weapon, like all Internet reviewers had. It was the style at the time..."

It's heartwarming to see someone cringe but cringe in an awkward as opposed to horrifying way.

To be fair to Linkara, he's only annoying. A lot of these types can be so much more odious, but at worst he's just kinda smug/self-righteous and uptight.

Listen, hate a brother all you want, but cranking your lovehog to the Green M&M is based, cool, and very normal.

Linkara is definitely one of those guys who could benefit from learning to laugh at himself every once in a while. It's like, dude. You review comic books on your couch for a living, learn to laugh at yourself.

"Look, there he is! There he is! Get him outta here, get him the hell outta here! Don't give him his jacket!"

-The 45th President upon meeting The Lightbringer

"Get him out of here! Get him the hell out of here! Don't give him his jacket!"

“Darling, I’ll tell you what I told my last 30 exes - if it comes down to you and the worms, I pick the worms every time.” - The Lightbringer

"Relax, Snowflake, it's called biting social commentary." - Linkara as he pens another under aged slave girl.

Why does this dude look like he's Clark Kent on the outside and then when he takes his glasses off he's Vince McMahon?

Thank you for Bringing this to Light.

“Shawtys like a memory in my head”


- Linkara

You know what, I miss the more cringe days of the internet. At least then the cringe was genuine, and people had their hearts in it. Now it's all just done ironically and isn't the same.

I love how in oneyplays linkara is like some principal krupp/captain underpants where he’s this humorless guy but becomes this eccentric over the top snarky superhero.