"It's better live" no it isn't. I watch the vod so I can pause you at my own will schlit

"two week minecraft phase" ❌
"two week rent payment" ✅

"Schitt" doing everything he can to avoid reacting to more bedrooms

1:42:24 i love how he sometimes gets out of his persona and says something genuinely nice and wholesome, and then quickly tries to go back

It's crazy that its been almost three years. I was jobless and living with my parents back when he played singpleplayer last, and i still am.

Love you parasocially big guy!

Schlatt on Minecraft oh inflation hitting him hard

cannot wait to fall asleep listening to schlitoris play minecraft

0:20 you can't convince me to use Twitch.

It says "Right Magnifing Glass" from 1:45:06 - 1:47:16
It took roughly 1 second to say it, which means it was said roughly 130 times.

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So glad someone asked him to keep talking about his hobbies! I'd love to see more schlatt artsy stuff. Schlart perchance

Jschizophrenia yells at the voices at 2:45

Hi schlop, can I join the smp

"gas stove" really likes Minecraft.

That New York rent got so bad that it brought Schlatt back into minecraft, thats actually crazy

6:03 Schlatt brings a new word into the world: "This is just absane" (absurd & insane)

Hello Joseph Schlatt, or whatever you call yourself now. I remember what you did to me in 2007, it took me months of therapy to remember… but I remember now

2:13 "Benjamin Porkchop, 35, father of 3, found dead at the bottom of a ravine after bystander Jared Schlatt refused to help"

Jschlartt LOVES right magnifying glasses

right magnifying glass 🔎